Ignorance Is Not Bliss

[[ Semi-selective ask/roleplay blog for AU Dib Membrane from Invader Zim. Accepting Anonymous asks and prompts. Mun is Pixie, 22 he/him]]

[para-n0rmativity]

Indefinite Hiatus

[[ This blog is no longer active. I am discontinuing Dibbles indefinitely; maybe in the future, I might come back to revamp him, but it is unlikely. From now on, this blog will be an archive, and Dibbles is missing and/or presumed dead IC.

My apologies to everyone he has played with in the past... It was wonderful to meet you all, and to reconnect with others. I will be more active on @mothofnowhere, who is shifting to a main blog. I would like to focus more on Moth's story in the meantime. ]]

[homocidal-invader]

……….Apparently the askblog community absolutely exploded.

Ongoing collaboration between, like, 50 askblogs. 43 currently. Will be updated as more people add stuff to it. If you have an askblog and want to be on the chart DM me!

All the blogs + artists linked under the readmore!!!

Keep reading

[dragoncuspid]

[toxic-excess]

This Blog is a Zim Appreciation Blog

[para-n0rmativity]

Just need to make a quick stop back on Earth. I wasn't able to find any kind of Space IKEA that would ship outside their galaxies.

[para-n0rmativity]

hows fatherhood treating you u sparkly dilf?

D- DILF?????

Holy shit, I'm a dilf. This is my greatest achievement.

I'm hoping I get to really do some fatherhood without being yoinked away by creeps on the interdimensional internet! Again! So I'll let you know!

[ukagaka-zim]

@invader-d1b, YOU TOLD ME YOU KNOW ABOUT CUTENESS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HUMANS CONSIDER CUTE?

[ask-spig]

Me :3

[para-n0rmativity]

CORRECT!!!

[para-n0rmativity]

@agntm0thman Dude, what the fuck is your problem?

[toxic-excess]

The real reason cryptids wont show up for him is because he’s like that

[para-n0rmativity]

Mothman's never gonna fuck him at this rate. 8/

[toxic-excess]

Mothman deserves better anyways

[para-n0rmativity]

Agreed. He's an observant, classy guy. I don't think he goes for deranged cult leaders.

[para-n0rmativity]

@agntm0thman Dude, what the fuck is your problem?

[toxic-excess]

The real reason cryptids wont show up for him is because he’s like that

[para-n0rmativity]

Mothman's never gonna fuck him at this rate. 8/

[para-n0rmativity]

@agntm0thman Dude, what the fuck is your problem?

[addie-bear]

Glad you're doing well bud

[para-n0rmativity]

ADDIE ADDIE ADDIE BEARR

Well is a word! I'm doing! How are you? Did I miss anything? Dude, we haven't hung out in forever, it feels like. We should fix that!

[para-n0rmativity]

The danger rocks in my inside meat are gone!!! YYYYEY!!! Kinda tired of being able to feel my organs though 8/

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[controlbrainzim]

[TXT FROM: UNKNOWN NUMBER]

> Hey lovebug. It's Dib

> I missed you so much. Are you okay? I think we need to talk about some things. Nothing bad. One of them is kind of funny. But I should tell you, I'm about to get surgery. There's shrapnel in my organs and uh. The medics think it might shred me alive.

> Sorry, that's a gross way of explaining it. ugh. Sorry.

> DIB

> LITERALLY HOW DO YOU ALWAYS END UP GETTING HURT,,, IM GALD YOU'RE OKAY KIND OF CAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY OKAY CAUSE YOU MIGHT BE SHREDED ALIVE,,, IM. AUHH,,

> I HOPE THE SURGERY GOES WELL,,, YOU'RE SO;; AUHHHGHH,,,

[para-n0rmativity]

> I'm starting to think I have a real talent for getting myself in Situations,,, IF I COULD STOP IT I WOULD SO SO FAST,,,,,

> I HATE IT

> I'll be okay. I promise. I can't wait to see you again.

[para-n0rmativity]

Simply laying in bed hurt. Dib's skin was far too fresh, almost raw, and even the gown he wore and the soft sheets around him felt rough if he moved. He felt pins and needles over every inch of his body - and he realized he could probably attribute it to the shrapnel now scattered and embedded in his skin.

He raised his right arm up to look at it again, to watch how it glittered in the light. The remnants of his former prosthetic were now rendered useless decoration.

He could almost be grateful to the Warden. After all, Dib was whole again, when all was said and done. But the pain that freak had inflicted on Astral, a million times before he got his filthy hands on Dib, was more than he could ever forgive.

There was shrapnel inside his organs, even in his heart and brain. He was told by the medical team looking after him that he needed surgery to prevent future complications and internal bleeding. He had insisted on keeping what he could on his skin - after all, he needed to be distinguishable from his alts, and he rather preferred sparkles over his old scars.

He was sure Honey would find it fun, as well. Spig, too. Dib could get used to the pain it temporarily caused for the novelty.

It was time to go in for the operation. But first... Dib requested a device, and messaged the one who mattered most to him in the multiverse, who had consumed all of his half-delirious, longing thoughts since he arrived on the Massive stuck in a tube.

[lionfloss]

Mia Novakova

[jessgaspar]

cyan dreams