???

[chrisberi2]

Tell me: Do you know what all of the creatures down there have in common? They're all in my game. They all Belong To me. That's right... I even own Chris Pratt!

[paradox-to-paradigm]

oh hey, red text.

you getting an evil arc?

[ssb-metal-mario]

For the record, I am still within the Plexus at this current moment.

I am lucky I do not require food.

Or water.

Or air.

Or sleep.

I need to get out of here.

[paradox-to-paradigm]

I mean.. I could get you outta there quick, for a price.

[chrisberi2]

H3h3h3h3h3h3h3h3....

1 h∆v3 f1n∆||y f0und y0u!

- @smiley-the-corruption

Who the FUCK is this

[smiley-the-corruption]

H∆iiiii b33n m3∆n1ng t0 t∆|k w1+h y0u!

(this thing is the size of a building btw)

[chrisberi2]

...So like what are you evil or something?

CHRIS.

[smiley-the-corruption]

N0+ +0 b|0gs, bu+ 1 d0 h∆v3 ∆ |1s+ 0f p|∆c3s +0 c0nqu3r

[chrisberi2]

[Not to blogs, but I do have a list of places to conquer]

Why are you the second person I've met who wants to conquer universes.

[smiley-the-corruption]

1 d0n'+ c0nqu3r un1vers3s, 1 q0nqu3r g∆m3s 1n s0m30n3s d3v1ce s0 1 c∆n b|u3scr33n 1t f0r3ver

[chrisberi2]

[I don't conquer universes, I conquer games in someone's device so I can bluescreen it forever.]

Well, why did you want me, and me specifically?

[smiley-the-corruption]

0h s0 1 c∆n m3ss w1th y0u.

*suddenly above Chris and wherever the others are, thousands of rubber Duckys start falling out of the sky*

[chrisberi2]

[Everyone starts giggling except for Grayscale and Cheri]

...This isn't really a bad thing..

[smiley-the-corruption]

∆ r∆nd0m 0n3 h∆s ∆ million d0ll∆rs bu+ 5 h∆v3 [PIPEBOMBS IN YOUR MAILBOXES]

[chrisberi2]

[A random one has a million dollars but 5 have [PIPEBOMBS IN YOUR MAILBOXES]]

....I refuse to believe that there'd be a million dollars in one, and a pipebomb in--

[Poppy finds the ones with the bomb.]

Soab. [Son of a bitch]

[smiley-the-corruption]

H∆v3 fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisberi2]

Hey, I found the million dollar one!

[smiley-the-corruption]

...

*suddenly these three appear*

0h h3y my f∆vs

Yo so when will we be summoned for that thing?

N3v3r, w∆nn∆ play h0t p0t∆t0

[chrisberi2]

Yo, can we like not do this?

We went to like a backrooms thing for a month, where through half of it I had to feed a Raichu, I got my color stolen, there was this like betrayal thing, I had to help someone calm down, I'd just like like a break from this.

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Need some help with these.. uh.. pixel guys?

(Paradigm is suddenly standing near Toppy, seemingly defending them)

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Question- What will you do if you found Narra?

To be honest, I don't know at this point.

She doesn't die, I know that much. I've tried.

I need to come up with a more creative way to keep her from preventing me from taking over dimensions.

[memories]

Pour one out for #knockoff’s hat.

[chrisberi2]

The hat broke..?

@paradox-to-paradigm Shit did your hat break?

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Well, I have had a few hats before my current one

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Hey, Paradigm? Can I be invited to The Evil-Ass Group Chat? ...Please?

I, uh.. thought you were.

You're the snack person, aren't you? Since most of us Evil Guys™ arent allowed in normal supermarkets.

[chrisberi2]

Yeah I come to the meetings but I'm not invited to the group chat

[paradox-to-paradigm]

We have a group chat?

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Hey, Paradigm? Can I be invited to The Evil-Ass Group Chat? ...Please?

I, uh.. thought you were.

You're the snack person, aren't you? Since most of us Evil Guys™ arent allowed in normal supermarkets.

[loneanon-datfl]

OKAY SO.

For those of you who care about my Poppymates (and the Purgatory Lore), I need to explain who Masq is!

Masquerade or Masq for short, is (CHARACTER) Lone's Real World Counterpart!

(They use the appearance of my sona, Vermo (just like how I use Soleca), who you can find on the @soleca-lone account!)

They joined Purgatory as a spy hired by POPPY BROS SENIOR HIMSELF, and were paid to be rude (note they were known as Good Lone during this time (that's their dead name now))

They went through a character arc, and became a Poppystarling! (They were also fired)

Now they kind of just lurk in Purgatory (and I am going to try and get them onto this blog, alongside character Lone)

Onto what happened between Masq and Poppy.

So Chris posted a text post where they asked if Poppy would come back after death like them. Masq responded underneath that post, offering to test it if Poppy didn't know.

Poppy... didn't like that. They had a WHOLE ARGUMENT in Purgatory last night, which lead to Masq having a major anxiety attack (despite being a total jerk sometime they are HIGHLY anxious), and Poppy to act unlike themself.

Chris gave Masq the tip of listening to (I think it was Space Junk Rock or something?? I'm bad with song names but it was from Mario Galaxy) to help calm them down.

Here's an image of that.

THE NEXT DAY (today) Poppy has remained distant from the chat, and-

They are trying to kill Chris and I. Not actively thankfully. But they are planning to.

I hope they don't...

Yeah, what Masq (and (Character) Lone) said.

That's all of the information I have for now!

[chrisberi2]

I'm gonna update this for you.

We're gonna call Character!Lone "C!Lone"

So BASICALLY! I don't remember some of it, but I'm gonna try anyway.

Gray and Toppy tried to talk some sense into Poppy, but they both failed. Everyone thought that Poppy was possessed, so we just thought we had to take some king of Weird Route and kill them instead. C!Lone didn't like that idea. So we had to get someone some of you guys are familiar with.

[miniralsei]

Ralsy: Oh, I remember this... So apparently they called ME because I have Miss Knight's powers, except they can't kill, no matter how hard I try. So basically, I successfully knocked them out, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?!

[chrisberi2]

"Hahaha! It was all a prank!" They said. This pissed me, Masq, AND Ralsy off, and in return, we FUCKING KILLED THEM. Also, Somari, if you see this, THIS IS THE PRANK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. Now, I think a month later, I kinda missed them. Masq decided, because I missed them, to get their body back. However, they ARE still dead. Masq suggested I get a 1-UP. So, Para, that's why I asked you where you got them from, and, Luigi, that's why I asked you for them. As of now, Poppy doesn't talk in the group as much as before, I think because they're afraid of confrontation.

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Im still annoyed that you managed to trick me like that..

[chrisberi2]

How did I become friends with some evil-ass people

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Because you're okay enough that I can't really say I want to harm your universe

[chrisberi2]

I love the idea of a slapstick-ass character going against a very powerful demonic* entity

It's like The Roaring Knight vs. Bugs Bunny

(*demonic is kinda optional, considering the example given)

[paradox-to-paradigm]

I've actually fought Bugs Bunny before.

It's not fun being on the receiving end of that much chaos.

He is one of the few foes I respect.

[chrisberi2]

Why the hell did you fight him??? What happened?

[paradox-to-paradigm]

It started off as an attempt to get rid of one of the other characters.. a coyote, I believe.

It scaled into Bugs Bunny getting involved and basically kicking my ass.

[chrisberi2]

I love the idea of a slapstick-ass character going against a very powerful demonic* entity

It's like The Roaring Knight vs. Bugs Bunny

(*demonic is kinda optional, considering the example given)

[paradox-to-paradigm]

I've actually fought Bugs Bunny before.

It's not fun being on the receiving end of that much chaos.

He is one of the few foes I respect.

[lokaror]

ITS TIME TO END THIS PERFIDY

[drerorr]

I have no idea what this means but I like it.

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Kitchen Gun™

[paradox-to-paradigm]

(Is the askbox meant to be "Your voice won't falter"? Because right now it's "You voice won't falter")

[Mod here: Thanks for letting me know]

[chrisberi2]

you can’t hide what you did, Mx.

Uhh, that could be any chrisberi2 on that criminal record!

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Oh, did something happen? Are you a villain too now?

[chrisberi2]

Hell if I'm a fuckin' villain.

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Damn. That's a shame.

[chrisberi2]

you can’t hide what you did, Mx.

Uhh, that could be any chrisberi2 on that criminal record!

[paradox-to-paradigm]

Oh, did something happen? Are you a villain too now?

[nexkode]

DROP EVERYTHING

SLEEPY TIME PARADIGM

[paradox-to-paradigm]

(yelled in from afar)

I DON'T WEAR STUFF LIKE THAT

[chrisberi2]

I found this weird-ass NES Cartridge with just the word "MARIO" on it

I think I'll open it with my Retron

I'll keep you updated on how it goes

[paradox-to-paradigm]

If you see an evil version of Waluigi, he owes me money.