very average paranormal investigators

welcome we do stuff sometimes i guess

[paranormalinvestigating]

Well a introduction post should suit us just fine right?

Welcome we're part time paranormal investigators where we take calls from people in need and then look at said stuff this is our blog to document our adventures and any personal updates

Meet our team: i am jack l made the group and now make sure a lot of random people are saved

My best friend mike: he's a smartass and basically the only other person who decided to help me in this lil thing

And our weird third wheel in this adventure is Jonathan or just john he reads about said paranormal he gave me the idea i did something with that idea

Our inventory during the stuff we do is: guns handguns specifically, flashlights,three speakers and our phones which are used for something much more important we downloaded apps that make gun sounds connect it to the speaker put it at full blast and boom everyone is scared asf

So that was the introduction and we shall continue posting until we get killed or something

((out of character for a bit and this is a small blog i made and specifically with a concept in mind the "monsters" our characters face are specifically from stories on the nosleep sub Reddit so yes there will eventually be tommy taffy i hope you can enjoy the borderline nosleep fanfic l made))

(another note here everything here is fiction nothing here is real btw)

((third update for now my main account is @weebotakuboy10 go there for any questions or to see random shit)

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Got the story up on a forum anyone might wanna check it out

(out of character but the nosleep mods where jerks and the story couldn't be there which sucks but anyways it's in the talesfromthecreeps subreddit)

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Soooo we just almost saw some insane shit and i wanna end writing this fast to fall asleep

We got a call from a dude panicking i could tell the guy was on the verge of a panic attack saying someone was lost i his house

At first i just assumed the guy had a big house and someone was running around somewhere but we still came

To our big suprise the house wasn't really big so i didn't see how someone could get lost there but then he explained

"deep in my house there's a room with no door you step in and for a minute you're in that room but this girl i had over has been there for an hour and i don't know what to do please help"

We agreed to help him we sprinted in and instantly heard a voice like it was from far away but at the same time it was so close kinda like a person running up and down a giant hallway one moment you could hear them in your ear the other far away

John and mike sprinted through the house entering every room until we found a set of stairs leading to a wall like an actual wall

Mike did the sensible thing and kicked the brick wall at full force once then twice then again and it shattered

John pulled out his handgun and walked in me and mike following right behind him we expected to see something else not whatever that was

Red lines lining the walls meeting the end of the room in which was drawn a red circle two black dots bearly visible in the darkness

In the ground in front of us there was a paper which in simple black letters said "lighter" i assumed it ment to do something with a lighter

I don't know how i knew but i realised what it meant i had to use a lighter on that circle on the wall

I pulled out my lighter almost throwing out my pack of smokes i walked up to the circle and opened the lighter

I moved the lighter against the wall watching as the dots started glowing black before just fading away and the entire wall in front of me burned like paper

Then we saw the room a simple room with white walls almost like the ones in movies where they lock up insane people with a simple bed in the side it didn't look comfortable

On the bed there was a corpse I'm not kidding an actual rotting one almost like it was there for years it was the woman

I puked from the sight i mean I've seen corpses before yeah but never a rotting one it was disgusting

Mike pulled me out and we walked up the stairs john was already there talking to the guy about what we just saw

I recommended for him to burn the house down but he lived in a suburban neighborhood

I just saw the news

A guy the guy i we talked with had burned his house down and attempted to do so to the hole neighbourhood but the police and a few neighbours stopped him

I don't know anymore

(out of character and this story is called "my house has a room with no doors" written by NomNomNomNation)

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I don't know what to think right now I'm gonna write this out just as i remember it

We got a call by a therapist (which can only go well) about his newest client so we just went there as usual

The client "dawn" was a average 20 something woman maybe 22 her hair was long almost to her waist

So here I'm not going to be explaining the stuff she could do other than the basics and what she did while we where together

Dawn was special in a way she wasn't gifted with math she couldn't draw a landscape from memory her power was something different

Every lie she said would turn into reality i mean anything she could say "why aren't you wearing socks" and suddenly you remember your socks had gotten wet and you took them off

Now at first i didn't believe it i have met people with "weird" powers like andy but nothing like this

Then we started talking here's the conversation

"so dawn right? What do you want to discuss"

"every time i lie the lie becomes reality i can't stop doing i want to stop but it's like an instinct like something is pushing me to lie and use my power and that changes me if i lie too much i change"

Now if i told you i instantly believed her you'd tell me I'm crazy but can you blame with all that's happening

Dawn could alter reality that's the conclusion i reached to at least

She was born with these parents and her parents punished her every time she lied and she went swimming every week she had dreams of red flowers all around

Now to continue reading this i need you to have in mind that i had no idea what the fuck could happen I didn't think it'd be that

I stood up pulled out my gun and raised it to her head and then I spoke

"tell a lie about me do it now say i killed someone or that my hair flooded the room right now I don't care say something"

She looked at me and sighed before she started speaking

"remember yesterday you punched a grandma on the street and then run away no one saw you"

Then i remembered it I had done it i remember washing the blood in my first i remember cleaning it off i remember the grandma falling over and people rushing to see if she was okay

"no you don't because you never did that i lied see?" Dawn spoke as blood rushed out of her nose mouth and eyes

After a while of us well talking she tested her powers and memories where created and then i remembered each one was a lie brought into reality then not

I rememberer punching people kidnapping someone stealing money winning the lottery my girlfriend becoming my wife then dying

All of those where false

After all of these lies dawn was different

I can't exactly explain how she changed she just kinda grew flesh vaguely resembling faces or hands and suddenly they faded away as she stood up waved us goodbye and left

I have a theory but i will explain it in a different post if i do write about i

(authors note this story is based on "she simply could not tell a lie" by saturdead yeah i know a lot of stories by him)

[ands0itc0ntinues]

Hey it's me again ( @paranormalinvestigating )

I don't think what I'm dealing with is the tall man it might be but there's certainly more I'm sure of that

It feels like a loosing battle

Something will take me all of us it'll happen and we can only watch so go out fighting i guess

Please help me

Help You With What?

[paranormalinvestigating]

How to deal with whatever the fuck that is

[ands0itc0ntinues]

You Didnt Even Tell Me What It Was. All I Know Is That It Isn't Slenderman And Theres More Out There? Give Me Something Specific So I Can Figure This Out..?

[paranormalinvestigating]

I'm just as clueless but here's what I know at least

There's at least one demon after me and that fucker is coming real soon apparently

The demon can probably possess people or grant wishes or both or it's deferent demons all being annoying fucks

I know they effect our world even if they're not in this reality i assume like a mirror that some people can see and those things are very weak apparently

Most demons eat flesh i learned the hard way

I assume the bible or some other religion most likely Christianity though can repel demons

I assume angels are a thing and they combat demons

There's a cult i know that definitely and sacrifices totally happen I've also seen that or something similar

That's all i know

[ands0itc0ntinues]

I Uh. Personally Haven't Came Across Anything To This Scale. Sorry. All I Can Do Is Offer Advice For The Things I've Witnessed.

There Are Other Beings Out There. I'm.... Aware Of That. I Don't Know If I Can Label Them A Demon Though. Moreso A Nuisance.

[paranormalinvestigating]

Hmm thanks for the help even if small it's helpful

[ands0itc0ntinues]

Hey it's me again ( @paranormalinvestigating )

I don't think what I'm dealing with is the tall man it might be but there's certainly more I'm sure of that

It feels like a loosing battle

Something will take me all of us it'll happen and we can only watch so go out fighting i guess

Please help me

Help You With What?

[paranormalinvestigating]

How to deal with whatever the fuck that is

[ands0itc0ntinues]

You Didnt Even Tell Me What It Was. All I Know Is That It Isn't Slenderman And Theres More Out There? Give Me Something Specific So I Can Figure This Out..?

[paranormalinvestigating]

I'm just as clueless but here's what I know at least

There's at least one demon after me and that fucker is coming real soon apparently

The demon can probably possess people or grant wishes or both or it's deferent demons all being annoying fucks

I know they effect our world even if they're not in this reality i assume like a mirror that some people can see and those things are very weak apparently

Most demons eat flesh i learned the hard way

I assume the bible or some other religion most likely Christianity though can repel demons

I assume angels are a thing and they combat demons

There's a cult i know that definitely and sacrifices totally happen I've also seen that or something similar

That's all i know

[ands0itc0ntinues]

Hey it's me again ( @paranormalinvestigating )

I don't think what I'm dealing with is the tall man it might be but there's certainly more I'm sure of that

It feels like a loosing battle

Something will take me all of us it'll happen and we can only watch so go out fighting i guess

Please help me

Help You With What?

[paranormalinvestigating]

How to deal with whatever the fuck that is

[paranormalinvestigating]

I know I'm late and this time i got no excuse so I'm sorry for that

We got called by a guy he never gave his name just told us to come to a park and bring guns so that we did

We arrived and had our guns in our respective bags just in case since there would probably be some bad things happening

As the guy started explaining we walked towards a house our guns out apparently whatever was in we needed them

His explanation was basic here is it as i remember

The guy: i always noticed stuff out of place like walking was groaning of something below the floor shadows turned into things that tried to grab me and drag me bellow now obviously i had meds i had stuff to help me it wasn't all bad untill......a woman called Theresa called me and told me she had a job for me i just had to stop taking my meds and that was the worst time of my life the job payed well i had to watch out for blue spots around houses and something would run around I'd report to Theresa and she'd send armed men in until one day i found nothing and then I came out and Theresa.....oh god Theresa.....she had blue eyes they all did I've never seen them since then and well now i need to check if they're still there

All four of us entered the porch and instantly heard something sprint in the house and we also sprinted in with our guns out

At first something blue passed by the hallway and then something else and then another they where all moving towards the attic

We entered in the attic and saw something something i can't fully describe

Armed men all around one woman which I assumed was Theresa suddenly the guy fell down back through the staircase and i heard a sickening crack

Just as the armed men attacked us mike shot first aiming for one in the way back and then he shot again at another one

Me and john quickly joined in shooting until john and mike had run out of bullets i still had one left the rest of the soldiers were down only Theresa was left

She rushed at john first knocking him against a wall her movements where almost animal like kinda like a dog or a tiger

John kicked her off and i shot her she went down

That's all

Just a single bullet and there was a man dead on the ground because of these things

We grabbed the dudes body and threw him in the back of the car where we drived over to a river where we left the body next to a tree i would feel awful throwing him in the river

(this is based on "i was hired to notice things out of place" by saturdead i adore his works so much)

[g0ner0id]

Heya Tobias we're paranormal investigators we can help with what's happening with you

( @paranormalinvestigating )

I don’t think you can help with what I got going on, thanks though.

[paranormalinvestigating]

Never say never but still

Dm me all the info on your situation and we'll see if we can help in any way

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(out of character for a bit and: DO NOT ADVERTISE YOUR OWN ARG THROUGH HERE don't send codes or stuff unless you dm me first on this account or just don't do it it's cluttering the blog for no reason)

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dʎʌoɾɯɹɥᴉǝxdʎʌoɾɯɹɥᴉǝxdʎʌoɾɯɹɥᴉǝxdʎʌoɾɯɹɥᴉǝxdʎʌoɾɯɹɥᴉǝx

Weird ass code well that sure won't be a problem i can't solve it anyway

[paranormalinvestigating]

This mission was done over the week because it took a lot of time anyway let's get right to the shit

We got a call from a guy called josh who called us over because his roommate was strange and by strange i mean the guy (andy) can move shit with his mind

So we drived over at monday and stayed at a hotel and came to chill with them every day they where pretty nice tbh

When we went in josh explained to andy that we knew his powers and were there to talk and chill

I suddenly heard something well not heard more or less we heard it in our heads that's how andy communicated he said "okay i fucking guess"

At first we chilled and did that for about 3 days they where good conversation partners even andy was excited to talk about shows he liked or when he talked about his girlfriend

On the last two days we actually started talking about important shit how was he born with powers how was he able to control them that well

John was writing a transcript (is that the right word?) of our talk so i don't have to alternate between he said i said

Andy (or A for convince reasons): I don't know why i was born like this

Me (m for convenience reasons): your parents never said anything?

A: no they just told me i was special and not to tell anyone

M: so did you ever get any clues?

A: i did have weird dreams but i haven't had them in a while

M: can you remember what dreams they where?

A: i remember a few of them one was that i was running in this room full of eyes red ones that followed me through halls and halls

M: did you reach the end of the hallway?

A: yeah but I woke up

M: did you see anything for a second?

A: a like giant black thing

M: anything else?

A: once i saw a giant red void reach earth and my head was hurting and something was moving in the edge of the void i could bearly see it but I heard something it said

M: what did it say

A: "it's coming"

M: that's all?

A: haven't seen anything else since then

M: thanks andy now that's actually helpful

That's all he said but that's giving me ideas

All that aside the guy is cracked at mortal combat holy shit

(out of character the story this is based on is called "quiet kid" had it's made by "landocommandoe" check this dude out)

[beep0beepmor]

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[paranormalinvestigating]

Uh what now? Am i missing something?

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Scary demon where

Uhhhh i don't know and i don't wanna know

[paranormalinvestigating]

This mission was done over the week because it took a lot of time anyway let's get right to the shit

We got a call from a guy called josh who called us over because his roommate was strange and by strange i mean the guy (andy) can move shit with his mind

So we drived over at monday and stayed at a hotel and came to chill with them every day they where pretty nice tbh

When we went in josh explained to andy that we knew his powers and were there to talk and chill

I suddenly heard something well not heard more or less we heard it in our heads that's how andy communicated he said "okay i fucking guess"

At first we chilled and did that for about 3 days they where good conversation partners even andy was excited to talk about shows he liked or when he talked about his girlfriend

On the last two days we actually started talking about important shit how was he born with powers how was he able to control them that well

John was writing a transcript (is that the right word?) of our talk so i don't have to alternate between he said i said

Andy (or A for convince reasons): I don't know why i was born like this

Me (m for convenience reasons): your parents never said anything?

A: no they just told me i was special and not to tell anyone

M: so did you ever get any clues?

A: i did have weird dreams but i haven't had them in a while

M: can you remember what dreams they where?

A: i remember a few of them one was that i was running in this room full of eyes red ones that followed me through halls and halls

M: did you reach the end of the hallway?

A: yeah but I woke up

M: did you see anything for a second?

A: a like giant black thing

M: anything else?

A: once i saw a giant red void reach earth and my head was hurting and something was moving in the edge of the void i could bearly see it but I heard something it said

M: what did it say

A: "it's coming"

M: that's all?

A: haven't seen anything else since then

M: thanks andy now that's actually helpful

That's all he said but that's giving me ideas

All that aside the guy is cracked at mortal combat holy shit

(out of character the story this is based on is called "quiet kid" had it's made by "landocommandoe" check this dude out)

[the-bastioncatalogue-08]

Heya dude we can't find your YouTube channel maybe a link would be helpful

(singing off @paranormalinvestigating )

Just incase people are still having trouble, I'll include the link here 👉 YouTube

[paranormalinvestigating]

Thank you Richie also i searched a bit on slenderman and we'll uhhhh are you aware of what a infohazard is? Yeah slenderman is just that if you learn about him and the more you think about him he starts effecting you more i have no idea what we're dealing with here but be careful

[the-bastioncatalogue-08]

Infohazard? I mean i didn’t know what those thibgs where before, but now I do. Fuck that explains so much...So if i continue my investigation im only putting myself in furthure danger!?

This is so fucked 🤦‍♂️

[paranormalinvestigating]

Well there must be a way to fight against him maybe some ancient magic or some shit i don't know

[the-bastioncatalogue-08]

Heya dude we can't find your YouTube channel maybe a link would be helpful

(singing off @paranormalinvestigating )

Just incase people are still having trouble, I'll include the link here 👉 YouTube

[paranormalinvestigating]

Thank you Richie also i searched a bit on slenderman and we'll uhhhh are you aware of what a infohazard is? Yeah slenderman is just that if you learn about him and the more you think about him he starts effecting you more i have no idea what we're dealing with here but be careful

[the-bastioncatalogue-08]

Authors post:

Hello everyone. This is creator Charles Harrison here. I'm sorry for the lack of posts lately. Life has been quite busy on my end, but I assure you posts will be uovand running again soon. Just gotta bear with is all.

Big plans are in store for the Bastion Catalogue, and i will not ditch it for anything.

Chow for now everyone!

Signing off: Charles Harrison.

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(also out of character for a sec to say that I can't wait for whatever is in store)