Paramount+ Fanclub

What do you love about PARAMOUNT+? (Not affiliated with Paramount+! But we oh-so wish that was the case...♥️♥️♥️)

[paraplusme]

Here is the video that had lost it's meaning. Para-para-para! Less birdies for me.

[paraplusme]

apparently people are boycotting paramount. how we feeling

Rage.

[paraplusme]

I just had TWO people say "ew" and "yuck" to me!!! Do you KNOW who you're dealing with? Buzz off, I say, filthy filthy off-the-mountain freaks! Para-para-meaning to kick you out of here! ➕🏔️

[paraplusme]

I have two beautiful blue eyes I like to watch you all with.

Eh, whenever they're open. I've been sleeping a lot. Send your blessings to my poor cow. Paramen.➕🏔️

[paraplusme]

Stop eating those blue birds! They’re probably poisonous!! Or you could end up becoming wretched and being weared!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

I like crows .

[paraplusme]

PARA COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU

What do you want from me?! Sit down and watch your little Paramount movies and maybe I'll do something for you. I've been on a diet of bluebirds and I don't feel that well... Caw . Paraparaparaparamen. 🏔️➕

[paraplusme]

green

Blue. Paramount Blue. Don't try any funny business. 🏔️➕

[paraplusme]

Nyaaramount Plus, Parameowmeowmeow Meoowww meow meoew Meowtain Purramount

Nyaramen

[paraplusme]

Why Paramount?

The better question is... Why not? If you were to define Paramount, you'd know it as "more important than anything else; supreme."

Paramount is but the driving and ultimate force of life itself. It draws in our eyes, it is the very substance which makes our hearts beat... if I didn't have Paramount, I would be buried beneath the ground you all walk on.

Sooner or later, we will all be nothing but dust, but the question arises--will you be part of the stars above, or nothing but the dust that burns and makes up the lowest of the mountain? Like me, you must make the right choice.

Now until the hour of our show,

Paramen. 🏔➕️

[paraplusme]

i need a character sheet of you give it njow

Character Sheet? Huh? I have a photoshoot, if that's what you're talking about. I look blue-good. Get it? Too Good? Haha! Parahaahaha!!! That was terrible. Check this out too.

[paraplusme]

SpongeBob..

Yes, that is correct! Right here! Right here!!! Don't dillydally! You know EXACTLY where to go now! 🏔️➕

[paraplusme]

wait

what if we’re both cuckoo

...Perhaps you're right. I haven't felt like myself since my widowing.

[paraplusme]

nono ur cuckoo

No-no. You're cuckoo in the coconut. I bet you never had a coconut. Do the zones have coconuts? No. Until you came along. You're nuts. You're the nutcase. You're a nutjob. You go to work at your nutjob while carrying your nutcase full of nuts all the way there. That's totally... nuts. I'm coco-not the crazy one, you are. 🏔️➕

[paraplusme]

keep being crazy we love it

I'm not crazy. You're crazy. You're nuts. You're mad. You're cuckoo.

Unless you mean... Crazy for These Paramount Deals! Act Now! Act Before the Fires Swallow You Whole! 👀🏔️➕

[paraplusme]

I do like to go through my older albums. Sigh... Good times. Any movement in parapreaching is a good movement. 🏔️➕

I don't think I communicate with most of these people anymore...

[elsen103]

Your attire is a rather boring red, but we can change that. Are you interesting in returning to the mountains? Paramount waits for you with open arms, and all that we can offer will be nothing but a PLUS to you. Capichimount? Make the right choices in life! 🏔️➕

…What? What in the world are you talking about? WhOh my god no wait I remember now

I will not be changing my shirt color… but I’ll make my text blue for you. I don’t really watch TV, though, so no thanks.

[paraplusme]

Hehehehehehe. You're making a change in the right direction.

I do feel like I should have been doing that too... parahahaha... 🏔️➕

[realgoodatmyjob]

I miss Tex guys

[tacobelsen]

I miss Trelsen guys, coincidence ?

[realgoodatmyjob]

love wins

[paraplusme]

Both of you shut up and go climb a tall mountain.

I mean! I mean! Yaaaaayy!!! Now you can watch Paramount+ together! Yaaaaayyy!!! 🏔️➕