Jon Bernthal is all I talk about omgs I’m so male obsessed. So much for being a feminist!

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Jon Bernthal is all I talk about omgs I’m so male obsessed. So much for being a feminist!
I long for Jon Bernthal like no other. He’s perfect in all ways possible. Maybe not his alleged politics, but I can put that aside. He’s perfectly masculine, and I bet he smells fantastic. He’s so dad’s best friend. I think he’s my exact type. Too bad some men don’t like little girls:(
I (basically) told my mom about my Jon Bernthal obsession. “y’know the funny thing? I put Jon Bernthal on ALL of my assignments today.” “Jon Bernthal? Why him?”
“…I dunno.” (He’s cute.)
“have you been watching The Walking Dead or something?” (Probably referring to a CERTAIN scene👀👀👀)
“no!”
“The Punisher?”
“Basically. That’s why I asked if we had a Disney account still.”
then I came back downstairs to show her one of the assignments I did—giving her an example. It’s basically bubble letter with “In my ___ Era” and I put Jon Bernthal in PINK!
she laughed IN MY FACE and said “you’re a weirdo.” Then she said something about him and I said “so you understand the hype?”
“I don’t understand the HYPE. I think he’s a good actor, I think he’s cute!”
“me too, mom. Me too.” Then I went back upstairs and stapled it to my wall
I’m tired of seeing Frank Castle with delicate readers or characters or ones who don’t kill. I want to see Frank with a reader/character who kills, just like he does, if not worse. I want to see him vaguely scared (and a little turned on) by someone who doesn’t just accept those dark, violent, angry parts of himself but mirrors them. Someone who doesn’t judge the depravity, because they revel in it themselves.
Frank not knowing what to do with someone who is so scarily similar to his own mental workings that he starts understanding why people get frustrated with him because “Christ, can’t you just sit down for a goddamn second?” They cannot. He doesn’t want them to.
And when they start working together actively, instead of just showing up in the same places or begrudgingly letting the other tag along, it’s practically foreplay to them. Seeing someone who embodies all the nasty, terrible parts of themselves that they hate- but the person across from them is so good in their eyes. Self love coming from someone showing you the deepest parts of yourself and simultaneously being the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen.
Raw, next question.
guys with the default pfp will text you, like I’m not texting you back, you’re a bot
in my jon era
he is so fine
I’m so fucking horny right now
can i own you..? i’d love to baby you give you attention love you ☺️ i’ll even pay for your spotify premium every month if you send
that’s a GREAT offer BUTTTTTT I don’t have any apps to transfer money unfortunately. Otherwise, I totally would’ve accepted this. I’m too easy lol
nsfw x dbf!frank
“you’re makin’ a habit out of this, kid.” frank’s voice is a low, rough rumble through the speaker of your phone, heavy with the gravel of a man who was already halfway asleep before you rang him. you can hear the faint rustle of his bedsheets, the heavy, deliberate sigh he lets out into the receiver. he’s your dad’s oldest friend — the man who practically watched you grow up — and he knows damn well he shouldn't be answering the phone at two in the morning just to hear you breathe like this. but he did.
you whimper into the line, the sound small and completely desperate as your fingers work frantically beneath the waistband of your shorts. you’re so slick, so entirely consumed by the ache between your thighs, and no matter what you do, you can't seem to touch the spot right. “frank, please… i can’t— i need you. i tried, but it’s not working. please.”
there’s a long, heavy beat of silence on his end. you can practically feel the weight of his gaze through the network, the sheer gravity of his restraint cracking. he knows the power he has over you. he knows he’s the only man alive who can actually fix this for you, the only one big enough, rough enough, to make the noise in your head stop.
“you touchin’ at yourself right now?” he rasps, his tone shifting into something darker, a command that makes your stomach flip. you hear the thud of his boots hitting the floor on his end. he’s getting up. “tell me what you’re doing to yourself while you’re callin’ your daddy’s best friend, hm? say it for me.”
“i’m… i’m touchin’ myself, frank. for you. it’s only for you,” you sob out, your hips arching off your mattress as you rub against your own fingers, pretending they’re his heavy, calloused hands instead. “i’m so needy… please come over. he’s out of town, he won’t know. just come fix it. please.”
a dark, rough chuckle vibrates through the phone, sending a wave of heat straight to your core. “you’re a bad girl, you know that? a real brat.” you hear his truck keys jingle on the counter, the heavy front door of his place creaking open. he’s not even trying to fight it anymore. “keep your hand right there. don’t you dare stop until I get my hands on you."
NOBODY is ready for me once I get off my period. Grinding against everything like a dog in heat to Jon Bernthal
I wanna grind on Jon Bernthal’s bulge while he calls me pathetic and spits in my mouth
begging this movie inspires people to write more fics about Frank in his fuckass house
frank castle spitting in your mouth and making you swallow it during missionary, laughing as he calls you a “good girl”, loving how embarrassed you look and teasing you about it… “you’ll take anything your daddy gives you huh?” well yes