Your friendly neighborhood parasite

parasite-posting

[singularbug]

a beast is after me

[parasitest]

Naaahhh nooo im not i promise just do yo thang >>>>:)))))))))

[parasitest]

Ur not a very good host >:(

[parasitest]

hehehehehehehehe....hhehehehehehhe

[parasitest]

Just munching on some flesh. Suddenly, a pill..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa... a..aa.. a

[singularbug]

its good to drink water so remember that

[parasitest]

Agreed. Here,

I poured you some :)

[lesbianmasterchief]

host seeking behaviour

[singularbug]

lots of leafs

[parasitest]

Oh loook. A singular bug on one of those leaves. Hmm. Wouldn't it be tragic if it ate some spores that could sprout from its head and turn them into a zombie. Haha, silly me, i just kid. Or maybe...

[astrovampz]

Hey me and my parasite saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe

[parasitest]

*latches onto you with my circular sucking disk*

[parasitest]

eggs will be laid, you will be slayed

[isabellecantread]

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

[lesbianmasterchief]

second rule is to start being something else

[parasitest]

Going in for my gender affirming surgery(making my way through your veins to eventually take over your brain)

[parasitest]

Sting you later!

[parasitest]

Fit check before tonights date! Gonna drag this cockroach to my burrow by their antenna and lay my eggs in them. Wish me luck!

[maidthings]

brood parasites so so so cutes

[parasitest]

Thought you could hop away from this bird? WRONG!;;!!!! *grows extra back-legs on you making you unable to escape birds and thus forcing you to spread meeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

[parasitest]

more spores for everybody