you catch a fish, and it throws you back.

call me kaz | 20s

[fishparasite]

every time i reblog fish art now i'm like "man i hope they don't think i want to put parasites in their fish"

[fishparasite]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[stonesense]

"i'm soooo glad that this new female character finally proved that you can be feminine and powerful! because media usually doesn’t let strong female characters be feminine!” yeah that is so crazy btw what planet do you live on and how can i get there

[beebfreeb]

Your Mii just bit me.

[crabanarchy]

Are you now... or have you ever been.... the sleepious bug

[crabanarchy]

Not beating the sleepious bug allegations!

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[fertilewound]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[paperdollhearts]

Two words for you deerhearts…transparent fawns. 

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

[eternalgirlscout]

the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

[sanguine-raven]

well, y'know what they say

[sd-d0-l1y]

<nodding> awabawababa

[sanguine-raven]

that's right

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[finns-gifs]