you catch a fish, and it throws you back.

call me kaz | 20s

[fishparasite]

every time i reblog fish art now i'm like "man i hope they don't think i want to put parasites in their fish"

[fishparasite]

[gay--dog]

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[paperdollhearts]

Two words for you deerhearts…transparent fawns. 

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

[eternalgirlscout]

the world is strange and big and beautiful and a lot of it statistically is bugs

[sanguine-raven]

well, y'know what they say

[sd-d0-l1y]

<nodding> awabawababa

[sanguine-raven]

that's right

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[finns-gifs]

[fishparasite]

ok im home see you all in 2 days when ive recovered

[yellow-cat]

nothing good left in this world.

[ot3]

not saying this is what that last person was implying at all, but there have been real times where people have acted like being bored to tears by domestic fluff means i dont understand the hypothetical appeal of that happening in real life. and sometimes i just get so blindsided by other peoples understanding of what fiction is even, like, for, categorically. because wish fulfillment/aspiration is so low down on the list of what makes a work hit for me. in many many instances my enjoyment of a piece of fiction goes up directly in proportion with how much i would never in a million years want to directly experience anything happening there.

[martindykewood]

i love writing uncomfortable conversationsssss i love shitty communication skills i love misunderstandings i love competing and contradictory needs and desires i love situations where nobody is happy and theyre just talking about it but its not fixing anything :)

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.