you catch a fish, and it throws you back. @fishparasite - Tumblr Blog

every time i reblog fish art now i'm like "man i hope they don't think i want to put parasites in their fish"

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

gokusclit

HELP like immediately when i hear “it’s for the girls and the gays” i know whatever it is is gonna be dogshit

finns-gifs

samjacksonslefttesticle

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

i just saw northernlion be called "straight shane hollander" and i just didn't think i was ever going to put those two people together is all

#persimmon's rambles

geat-26

soapstore

being in small fandoms really is like *some of the most creative, visually stunning fanart you've seen* (41 notes)

fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

stonesense

"i'm soooo glad that this new female character finally proved that you can be feminine and powerful! because media usually doesn’t let strong female characters be feminine!” yeah that is so crazy btw what planet do you live on and how can i get there

beebfreeb

Your Mii just bit me.

crabanarchy

Are you now... or have you ever been.... the sleepious bug

crabanarchy

Not beating the sleepious bug allegations!

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

fertilewound

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

gay--dog

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything