Parastrology

Paramore & Astrology

[parastrxlogy-blog]

This Justin Bieber analogy on why you shouldn’t label all Muslims terrorists is perfect

[moonsmells-blog]

Aries: Chocolate chip, warm gooey tastiness that melts in your mouth.

Taurus: Buttermilk, the simple favorite that you can add anything you want to!

Gemini: Banana walnut pancakes, banana batter add in some walnuts you have the crunch and the sweet, how much better can it get?

Cancer: White chocolate chip pancakes, different then Aries much sweeter but so homey and cozy tasting. 

Leo: M&M pancakes, now I know this sounds odd but I swear it’s the most rainbow tasty surprise ever!

Virgo: Blueberry pancakes, another classic that never gets old, fresh pops of fruity flavor.

Libra: Strawberry pancakes, yummy tangy sweetness, maybe even with some powdered sugar!

Scorpio: Bacon pancakes, crunchy savory, sweet, can it get any better? 

Sagittarius: Cinnamon pancakes, the spicy sweetness is to die for.

Capricorn: Pumpkin pancakes, the ooy gooey warmth and flavor of tasty pumpkin. 

Aquarius: Red velvet pancakes, rich beautiful pancakes!

Pisces: Cocoa pancakes, these are just chocolate pancakes no chips in them, perfect with a flavored syrup! 

[astropunkk]

Music Masterpost

Reblog With Your Sun and Moon Sign and Your Favorite Musical Artist

Please only reblog and don’t like (It makes it easier to go through)

ASTROLOGY BLOGS ONLY PLEASE

Gemini Sun/ Aquarius Moon/ The National

[thestarsystem]

hanna: gemini sun/cap moon/ the Neighbourhood

izzy: aqua sun/sag moon/ Muse

[lexiundo]

capricorn sun/libra moon- Lana Del Rey

[astrology-addict]

Virgo sun / Gemini moon / Melanie Martinez

[electrastrology]

taurus sun • capricorn moon • HALSEY

[parastrxlogy-blog]

Capricorn Sun - Aquarius Moon - PARAMORE

[g0ldenruless]

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

[gayycxnt]

DO THIS

[werewolfastrology]

Yes please! Im bored (and will be for the next couple of hours) so send all the asks!!

[capslockanonymous]

FOR EVERY NOTE THIS GETS, AN UNNAMED TUMBLR USER WILL POSTPONE HER SUICIDE DATE ONE DAY.

I HAVE AGREED WITH HER THAT I WILL NOT DIVULGE HER NAME OR URL FOR HER OWN REASONS, AND THAT AS OF TODAY, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2015, SHE WILL POSTPONE HER SUICIDE ONE DAY FOR EVERY NOTE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS. THAT IS ALL I ASK.

[parastrxlogy-blog]

as of my reblog, which marks the 23,069th note, she is nowgoing to live at least another 63.2 years. Good work, everyone.

[parastrxlogy-blog]

Send Me a Word and I'll Tell You What Sign it Reminds Me Of!

And why unless the reason is "just because"

[parastrxlogy-blog]

The Houses - A Crash Course

First House: House of self. Ruled by Aries (Mars). Rules your general self, how you appear to/act around others. Also rules childhood.

Second House: House of Possessions. Ruled by Taurus (Venus). Rules money, property, debt, and what we value.

Third House: House of Communication. Ruled by Gemini (Mercury). Rules early education, thinking and communicating, and intelligence.

Fourth House: House of Home. Ruled by Cancer (moon). Rules early childhood, relationship with parents and kids, future children, and houses and real estate.

Fifth House: House of Pleasure. Ruled by Leo (sun). Rules creativity, sexuality, romance, children, giving, music, art, dance, literature, etc, and self-satisfaction.

Sixth House: House of Health. Ruled by Virgo (Mercury). Rules illness, service, crises, self-healing, diet, fitness, hygiene, and daily habits.

Seventh House: House of Partnerships. Ruled by Libra (Venus). Rules cooperation, accomplishment, relation(ship)s, divorce, lawsuits, and enemies. Covers not only romantic relationships, but business partnerships, friendships, enemies, contracts, etc.

Eighth House: House of Sex. Ruled by Scorpio (Pluto and Mars). Rules sex, death, rebirth, relationships, and shared resources.

Ninth House: House of Philosophy. Ruled by Sagittarius (Jupiter). Rules exploration, meaning (in life), higher education, religion, travel, and human interactions.

Tenth House: House of Social Status. Ruled by Capricorn (Saturn). Rules placement on social ladder, authority, role in community, career, professional goals, fame, and the father.

Eleventh House: House of Friends. Ruled by Aquarius (Saturn and Uranus). Rules friendships, teamwork, clubs and organizations, destiny, hopes and dreams, service and selflessness, improvement of society stepchildren, foster children, and adopted children.

Twelfth House: House of the Subconscious. Ruled by Pisces (Jupiter and Neptune). Rules secrets, hidden strengths and weaknesses, consequence, the past and how we deal with it and how we move forward, closure, spirituality, bondage, and danger.

Please let me know if I got any of this wrong. My knowledge is limited.

(Source: astrology.com and myself)

[parastrxlogy-blog]

Signs as Elementary School Things

Aries: Playing Foursquare at recess and spending the whole time fighting over who starts in the A square

Taurus: The kid who sits alone on purpose so they can read at recess

Gemini: The kid with the scented eraser putty

Cancer: Becoming best friends with someone you hated yesterday

Leo: The kid with the 64 pack of crayons with the sharpener in the back

Virgo: The kid who always tried to correct the teacher

Libra: The kid with the scented markers

Scorpio: The kid who entertains everybody by making "dirty" jokes about poop and stuff

Sagittarius: Playing Capture the Flag at recess

Capricorn: The classroom "economy" where you earned "money" for good behavior and bought cheap toys from the teacher

Aquarius: The kid who went through their awkward phase earlier than everyone else but eventually turned out gorgeous

Pisces: The kid who mixed foods that should never mix and pretended they liked it for attention

[theinturnetexplorer]

Badass Bill

[informativeastrology-blog]

Negative Inner Elements

Air Signs — Tries too hard to be liked. Aquarius looks for success by copying others; which causes them to be quite unoriginal, Gemini actually doesn’t know who they are inside, and Libra just wants to please everyone.

Fire Signs — A mess inside. Sagittarius only seems to be an emotional escapist because they secretly fear being betrayed, Leo needs to be needed, and Aries suffers their hidden insecurity.

Earth Signs — They fear failure. Virgo is prone to feel neglected, Taurus needs emotional security, and Capricorn conceals their feelings because they are afraid of heart break.

Water Signs — Needs love to function. Pisces crumbles inside when their ‘I’m okay’ facade falls, and Cancer and Scorpio fear rejection.

[jeremiahx3-deactivated20160917]

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with "Tbh".

[koi--strology]

if each sign was a blend of 2 other signs...

Aries: Aquarius+Sagittarius

Taurus: Pisces+Capricorn

Gemini: Cancer+Sagittarius

Cancer: Gemini+Scorpio

Leo: Aquarius+Libra

Virgo: Scorpio+Capricorn

Libra: Taurus+Leo

Scorpio: Aquarius+Taurus

Sagittarius: Leo+Gemini

Capricorn: Scorpio+Virgo

Aquarius: Taurus+Gemini

Pisces: Libra+Taurus

[nwkzjajznwzjwnzjwnzj-deactivate]

Writes An Essay In Your Yearbook Squad

Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces

[hayley-wiliams]

You were the greatest thing and now you’re just a memory to let go of .

[google-suggest]

[parastrxlogy-blog]

adjectives for mercury signs

Aries Mercury: agile, impatient, honest, witty, inventive, candid, direct, crude, aggressive

Taurus Mercury: careful, deliberate, funny, sarcastic, authoritative, realistic, obstinate, sensual, practical

Gemini Mercury: eclectic, scattered, impressionable, restless, energetic, open-minded, curious, interesting, clever

Cancer Mercury: sensitive, withdrawn, thoughtful, shy, reflective, gentle, intuitive, sentimental, considerate

Leo Mercury: persuasive, idealistic, expressive, creative, passionate, enthusiastic, boastful, charismatic, stubborn

Virgo Mercury: organized, critical, sincere, detail-oriented, resourceful, logical, precise, analytical, self-contained

Libra Mercury: diplomatic, tactful, indecisive, objective, rational, well-balanced, friendly, supportive, charming

Scorpio Mercury: fearless, suspicious, pessimistic, observant, strategic, loyal, tenacious, intense, motivational

Sagittarius Mercury: optimistic, judgemental, artistic, blunt, adaptable, independent, sociable, intellectual, adventurous

Capricorn Mercury: methodical, slow, responsible, productive, strict, rigid, skeptical, earnest, reliable

Aquarius Mercury: quick, alert, intimidating, quirky, insightful, unusual, eccentric, original, versatile

Pisces Mercury: dreamy, poetic, moody, indirect, disorganized, psychic, spiritual, naive, compassionate

[the-superstitious]

The Signs Acting Cute

Aries - Energetic Cute

So excited, so cute.

Taurus - Shy Cute

I’m cute? Oh okay..*blush*

Gemini - Funny Cute

*sticks out tongue*

Cancer - Awww, Cute

I want to give you lots of hugs.

Leo - Childish Cute

Tried to be hot, is unintentionally cute.

Virgo - Righteous Cute

You’re so cute when you’re mad!

Libra - Pretty Cute

Pretty or cute? I’m both.

Scorpio - Secretly Cute

I can be cute too, you know.

Sagittarius - Happy Cute

Optimistic all the time = cute all the time.

Capricorn - Goofy Cute

It’s a side of me I want to keep hidden…

Aquarius - Geeky Cute

*awkward smile that makes people uncomfortable*

Pisces - Just Generally Cute

Why do people think I’m cute?! *runs into wall*

[astrology-addict]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE