Absolute grand nerd fish

Pari, Indian, she /her, 20, mostly posts cosmere and bleach. You may find other books and manga here. Currently obsessed with a deadly education.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

[xenosaurus]

vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them

[xenosaurus]

what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???

[xenosaurus]

YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke

[xenosaurus]

Original rule: vampires cannot eat and must consume the blood of the living

Proposed theory: vampires cannot eat solid food but otherwise go wild

Results: Carbonation Bad. Pudding counts as a liquid. Vampires can be deeply, horrifically lactose intolerant.

[xenosaurus]

I can’t find the longer version of this right now, but I’m vaguely considering making a blog for this and just… posting stupid “episodes” of their adventures

[xenosaurus]

I found the longer version but I’m doing an updated version of the cast to clean up some overlapping roles anyways! So here’s Vampire Squad 2.0:

Orville Madison: a draft dodger from the WW2, Orville has been a vampire for longest and was their sire’s “favorite”. a wildly neurotic people-pleaser who didn’t have much of a spine to start with, his years as a vampire have ground him down into a mess of coping mechanisms so unhealthy you’d think he was doing a bit if it ever stopped.

Jonathan “Bucky” Buckner: plucked out of the punk scene in the 70s, Bucky is the problem child and the “only bastard in this house with any self-respect”, in his own words. he’s made twice the escape attempts of his “brothers” combined, and absolutely loathes Orville, the little bootlicker.

Michael Lyons: a closeted gay man who was turned in the 90s, he’s spent 30 years with his brain as shut off as possible. Mikey is not here right now, please leave a message. his little sister Dorothy became an anti-government conspiracy theorist after his disappearance, and never stopped looking for him.

Clover Kirby: turned like two weeks ago, killed their sire with a knife disguised as a ballpoint pen immediately afterwards. she’s a trans woman who works nights and, you know, that wasn’t really the type of predator she was expecting on her walk home, but she made it work. Bucky’s favorite person immediately.

[xenosaurus]

Clover is experiencing that tweet about having an older friend at work. “vampirism will have you 23 years old with a 71 year old best friend like damn where tf Bucky at today”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[sickolib]

I’ll say it once to get it out of the way: this military operation should not have occurred. The President does not get to launch massive operations and get us into wars on a whim. The degradation of congressional oversight from the quarter century old Authorization of Use of Military Force is a travesty.

Congress is the Article I branch of the American government. Congress decides when to go to war because it is the expression of the American people’s democratic will. The Imperial Presidency absolutely must end.

But Khameini is dead and he just killed forty thousand civilians seven weeks ago so fuck him I hope they burn his corpse and toss it into the gulf

[ains-art]

As a fun fact i only started painting felines because i went through a sabertooth phase in my late teens

[sirfrogsworth]

I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

[villainessbian]

That's it. No more depending on other countries. The USA must become the Banana Republic (voice speaks fast in my earpiece) I have just now learned terrible things about Guatemala

[notgreengardens]

[manuciruja]

"outsourcing all our banana factories" that's a funny way of saying colonizing and destroying most of central america

[iridescentkiwi]

never ask chiquita what they did in all latin america bruh

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#''that's a funny way of saying-'' yeah babe it's called a joke #it's a funny way of saying a thing

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

fucking hell

[hedgewitchnecromancer]

For the record, these used to say “due to the October 1st government shutdown, we are unable to guarantee all information is up to date”.

Honestly this is terrifying. These are health and safety websites. They aren’t for propaganda. Also, the sudden *lack of warning of potential inaccuracy these banners were originally for* is also really not good

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

we are so boned

[moniquill]

These are going to be in history books of the future.

[memeclassheroes]

[koshisol]

after juushirou, it's aizen's turn— despite all the love i have for him, i've never drawn him alone before because i was afraid i wouldn't do him enough justice ... i'm scared to post him, haha. (⁠๑﹏๑)

[diazpoems]

I’m at the point in October Daye where Tybalt isn’t quite cemented as like. Firmly in the love interest category. So right now bro just appears, says some cryptic shit, is vaguely tender with Toby before remembering that shit I’m not supposed to do that, my bad, and peaces out for a few chapters before inevitably coming in clutch later when Toby once again puts herself in a position where she’s very close to not only kicking the bucket but punting it into a field goal.

[geigercounter]

RAVION — AFK Journey “I am the tainted fruit of Seralyth's thorned vine, nourished on rot and secrets.”

[iamyoumin]

thorns of devotion thoughts

azora: i lied to you, so what? you’re only my prey, and i will MAKE you keep your promise

perseus: since you've lied to me all this time, i don't need you anymore, i choose my comrades

fandom: omg they're so cute!! doomed love!! i hope they find each other in the next life!!

are we fr?? 😭 why are we romanticising a relationship that was initially built on lies and the desire to possess? i wouldn’t wish that kind of reunion on my worst enemy tbh

the story is very tragic ofc but there is no room in it for anything that can be described as true love (and even doomed love because there’s no love at all)

[nicerandsmarterthanme]

[memeishlyy]

makima

[workmitch]

Absolutely wild that Fujimoto said “In a world where the very concept of nuclear weapons has been erased from existence, America is so hellbent on warmongering that they will literally reinvent nuclear weapons from scratch just to kill more people, and then the American people will cheer for their use even as the bodies burn, causing the manifestation of War itself to fall in love with America” in his Shonen manga about a teen who transforms into a chainsaw-headed man in 2025