It was just another stupid fucking metaphor

Marsaw || 21+ || She/Her Shitty drawings and a lot of reblogs

[witchrealms]

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[paperandpencilsandskips]

Our mother of the Aliens

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Our mother of the Aliens

[the2ndgame]

[ninjnerd91]

[theonion]

The U.S. Department of Health & Human Services released a 275-page report Monday blaming the increasing failure rate of American marriages on Clearwater, FL, 11-year-old Tommy Breyer.

According to the study, in addition to being the cause of his own parents’ 1995 divorce, Breyer is also to blame for the breakup of more than 1.2 million couples each year.

“Because Tommy was not loving enough, or perhaps because he was not good enough,” the report stated, “American marriages are now failing at an unprecedented rate.”

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[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[teaboot]

Europe must choose between having a delicious cup of chocolate pudding and shitting its pants on a crowded public train

[tinsil]

nes samus

[oneheadtoanother]

after being offered the role of poop

[satyriconmp3]

me after making horrible posts all day: who wants me 😏

[kirbyofthestars]

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

[kirbyofthestars]

[longingforthecosmos]

no more goblin

[kirbyofthestars]

what have i done

[an-unexpected-duck]

[k1ttygam3r]

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[queer-as-city-folk]

What did the Truman show people do when Truman was 14 and figuring out what masturbation was?

[littlemissminu]

one bad gloop and she do what i yoinky

[gondorrevealparty]

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

[homestarcaps]

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well