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💀Will (formerly Kat) ○ 27 ○ he/him/his💀 I haven't been on this blog in about four years and boy do I have some catching up to do. My personal tag is "pc personal stuff" and my negative tag is "being needlessly whiny." Feel free to blacklist!

[parkourcannibal]

holy shit, i cannot believe i got back into this account

hi y'all

[parkourcannibal]

griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i'm ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.

griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!

griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.

[howling-wizard]

For all the wonderful non-binary trans folks<3

[cloud-wizard]

someone help him

[tastefullyoffensive]

[zoey-hates-ddlg]

[baxdiamandi]

#243, #244 & #245

[best-of-memes]

[thefancifulghost-deactivated202]

Good god, he is losing it like a school girl winning a date with a teen idol

[slimetony]

[sarahshahipls]

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

[welpwebcomics]

Something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest

[parkourcannibal]

me: *about to say something about one of my kinks* brain:

[depsidase]

[cattgirl]

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

[jasondean]

tag yourself as a chicken (im all of them tbh)

[parkourcannibal]

i can’t fucking remember the url to my previous tumblr and it’s!! driving!! me!! crazy!!

[parkourcannibal]

also it occurred to me after looking back over my blog that i haven’t posted a selfie in literally a year so here’s me now

basically i’m a lot blonder and a lot gayer