Parks and Arthur

Parks and Recreation meets Arthur. You're welcome.

[parksandarthur]

*dancing to "Who Dat Girl" after drinking Snake Juice*

[parksandarthur]

​"I don't know who Ann Taylor is, but I hate her and want to kill her."

[parksandarthur]

"I have a hernia. I’ve had it for a while. And I’ve been ignoring it, successfully. But this morning, I made the mistake of sneezing."

[parksandarthur]

"For my murinal…"

[parksandarthur]

“Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what’s gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.”

[parksandarthur]

“Nothing is wrong, just do your job. And they would never cancel Game of Thrones. It’s a crossover hit. It’s not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they’re telling human stories in a fantasy world.”

[parksandarthur]

"His favorite movie is books."

[parksandarthur]

"Bobby Newport's never had a real job in his life."

[parksandarthur]

"Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity."

[parksandarthur]

"Go to bed, Jimmy."

[parksandarthur]

"The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle!"

[parksandarthur]

"No offense, but I don't remember you having a nursing degree in feelings!"

[parksandarthur]

“I made my money the old-fashioned way: I got run over by a Lexus.”

[parksandarthur]

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!”

[parksandarthur]

Rent-a-swag