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Hello, new followers! I SEE YOU. Feel free to start a conversation with me, I don’t bite hard!

#(ksdfhf i need to think of a new 'ic' tag....)

starrypsychic:

I don’t want it from you. I’m a rich adult. I can purchase it myself.

Aw, you’re pouting now? Fine, get it yourself! I was trying to be nice.

#starrypsychic #(welp mystique trie d)

gleefullydipper:

Maybe one day I shall, baby.

But do mind yourself around me, I also happen to pose a threat.

I’m quivering with anticipation!

#gleefullydipper #(tHEY BOTH NEED TO STO P)

gleefullydipper:

I just like having a bit of fun is all, Sweet pea

If you like fun, you should meet me darling.

#gleefullydipper #(mystique knows a bunch of pet names lmao)

starrypsychic:

So was I. Ugh.

How about I make up for putting you in a sour mood? I COULD get you that moth, if you really want it that much.

#starrypsychic #(aww mari lmao)

gleefullydipper:

I never really liked ‘being careful’ wheres the fun in that, pumpkin? :).

You like living dangerously, hm? I don’t blame you, honey! 😏

#gleefullydipper #oh i'm a threat #swEATIE #(ksldfh i'm wHEEZING)

gleefullydipper:

Oh boohoo, listen up buttercup, you’ll have to earn my kindness, until then deal with or get over it.

I don’t really have a choice then, but you might wanna choose your own words more carefully sweetie. (;

#gleefullydipper #(i'm cryin g)

starrypsychic:

Yes, and only if you live stream the whole thing.

Geez, I was just kidding! Though it WOULD be pretty entertaining to see. I thought I was overdramatic.

#starrypsychic #(he's half tempted to buy mari the moth just because lol)

gleefullydipper:

Like I know, I leave the pricing up to the one bothering with the sale, it’s not that much as it is mostly for the children now-a-days.

I don’t see it the same, I haven’t been awful.

I never said you were awful, but you definitely aren’t being polite!

#gleefullydipper #(welp)

starrypsychic:

If I fail to purchase one of those little moon moths I am going to die. I’ve never liked stuffed animals but I will certainly, without a doubt, die within twenty-four hours if I do not immediately acquire one.

...so you’re saying you’ll LITERALLY DIE if you don’t get a stuffed animal that looks like a flying insect?? Can I watch?

#starrypsychic #(yOU CAN IGNORE THIS AND Y)

gleefullydipper:

‘Rude’ is up for debate. Pay for a show and I’ll entertain you, and yes, not a fan of my name.

I greet almost everyone, it’s just manners. You’ve yet to do anything, but that doesn’t mean I’m not anticipating it.

Ooooooh, that sounds exciting. Fine, how much?

I disagree; you’ve made a greeting post for me but your words have been... harsh. You haven’t been polite.

#gleefullydipper #(kashdjfhdfg this is interesting)

gleefullydipper:

Let’s not mix ‘sassy’ with truthful, Dipper is what I respond to, no one is allowed my real name thank you.

I don’t recall asking, but okay.

Nah, I don’t think truthful’s the right word. You’re pretty boring, do you really not like your name that much?

If you’re being rude to me, why even bother greeting me? What did I ever do to you, Dipper?

#gleefullydipper #i feel hurt :c

gleefullydipper:

Albino? What, like Gideon? No, my hair remains brown, white is over the top.

Ohohoho, what a zinger! You’re a sassy one, I like that. So what do I call you, huh? Dipper? Perhaps your REAL name?

I go by Mystique because I like it and it’s pretty.

#gleefullydipper #(my bill is very amused lmao)

gleefullydipper:

parlortricking started following you

Hello and welcome to the blog, don’t cause a scene, and don’t be flippant.

Awwwww, aren’t you nice. What makes you think I’m gonna go and cause a scene? Isn’t that kinda YOUR deal?

#gleefullydipper

( FU CK)

#tbd #HOW THE FU C K DID WE POST A GREETER AT THE SAME TIME I'M CRYING #;rowan rambles (ooc)

@gleefullydipper

OH BOY, another one of Pinetree’s alts! ...you’re different from the one I met before, you aren’t ALBINO are ya?

#gleefullydipper #(kashdjfhkkdhfg)#(IGNORE THIS IF YOU WANT)

(i know what bill/mystique looks like i n my head but i can’t??? draw it out)

#i wish i had money for commissions but i'm brok e #tbd #;rowan rambles (ooc)

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