[partnerrintime]

surprise bitches it’s me

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[edgebug]

people back in 2012 were too cowardly to ship the onceler with the lorax so they had to ship him with himself but you KNOW that if The Lorax (2012) was released today y’all would be all over that lussy

[the-stray-liger]

Op turn on your location I just want to talk

[edgebug]

jesus was also persecuted in his time

[bmgmw]

Me watching that opening scene of The Haunting of Hill House episode 6 and realizing the first 15 minutes are all one continuous take and thinking about how much choreographing and planning that must’ve taken

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[valtsv]

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

[valtsv]

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[iamnotswarley]

Latin, but then make it fashion

[andthosearesmalleragents]

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

gargling but with air

[i-am-a-fish]

college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[blankvhs]

[theonion]

[n-haught]

[valtsv]

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

[scumfuckus]

OTHER GIRLS: go to festivals and have a nice time with friends. drink bubble tea. sun tan

ME: nearly dislocate shoulder jerking off. haven’t tasted water in many months

[scumfuckus]

[holepsi]

Long time no art! Killing Eve was GOOD. (follow me on insta @holepsi for updates)

[barbierot]

what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????