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QUINN: Well..yeah. I admit you're right about that.

QUINN: I was kind of curious what might happen. But for now, let's just keep in mind that it's just dinner. Okay?

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QUINN: I can totally resist you by the way.

PUCK: Yeah for sure. Some great tasting bbq while we enjoy each others company :)

PUCK: Is that a challenge?

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QUINN: Excuse me? What do you think I would do that could cause you to get bored with me? Also, speaking of the topic of sex, I hope you know I'm not planning on going that far on my visit to you.

PUCK: I'm just messing with you Q. I don't think jokes go well over texts.

PUCK: I don't expect you to sleep with me. Making out yeah. There's no way you'll be able to resist Puckmeister.

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lady-brittany.:

Something like that, probably more. I just have debit cards that never stop. Oh yeah? How much extra?

Awesome. As long as I’m entertained, then I’m happy. So, is it a god idea to stick it out? How many people have you hooked up with though this?

It might cost you a couple hundred but you can just leave that shit at the tip jar.

Haven’t hooked up with anyone so far but there’s a possibility that shit might change. Anyone catching your attention besides me?

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k-ttywilde.:

I’m not the female grinch, I just don’t like starting celebrating Christmas in mid-November. For starters, there’s still Thanksgiving to get through first. I’ll be more in the spirit once it hits December.

I’m definitely not one of those chicks, Ryder just happened to be hot enough to be an exception. My type is usually much more… manly, when it comes to guys at least. So if I invited you to a midnight screening of the new Avengers film, you’d say no? Hypothetically speaking anyway, because that would never happen.

Thanksgiving grub is my favorite. Nothing beats going back home for Turkey day and getting a home cooked meal. I get you though, I hate when the radio starts playing Christmas music come November 1st.

Fuck yeah I’d say no. Unless this screening of yours is private and we get to makeout.

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seattle-clarington.:

No, I can’t say that I’ve watched Jersey Shore before actually. That’s…a terrible name for a woman.

Oh? Then it seems you’re doing well for yourself.

Are you one of those people that are anti television and just spend their time reading?

Yeah. I guess you can say that.

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QUINN: We definitely weren't anywhere near Hangover status. That's for sure. We did go to a couple of clubs on the first couple of nights. After the third night we just grew kind of tired and lounged around by the pool. I did do that actually. One guy was so hopeful I'm pretty sure he had to start charging his card in order to buy us more.

QUINN: Don't be a perv. I mean, I do look good but still.

PUCK: Not a perv, just a dude with a pair of eyes. You're gorgeous Q.

PUCK: I just hope you can keep up with me. I don't wanna get bored with you before I get in your pants.

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QUINN: Let's just wait and see how things go, Cowboy.

QUINN: I think it was last summer? Went down to the strip with my friends for about a week.

PUCK: Was it a crazy weekend? Or did you just lounge by the pool and count how many drinks dudes bought you and crap?

PUCK: I bet you look sexy in a two piece.

seattle-clarington.:

A grenade?

I wonder if anyone actually clicks.

You never seen jersey shore? A grenade is an ugly ass chick, dude.

I got someone coming to see me next week so hopefully.

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lady-brittany.:

All grand gestures kind of seem small to me because i’m like.. Super rich. I think I’ll go with the abs and I need a lot of compliments or I lose my apetite.

I don’t know.. I got bored with the boring rich boys that dress like male Barbie dolls.. Or people who I’m pretty sure only say they like me because they work for me. What about you?

Rich as in millions? I’ll be sure to have my abs out in full force when we hang. Compliments come with the package but that’s gonna cost you extra.

I don’t got nowhere near the cash that’s in your account so you definitely won’t be bored of me and my lifestyle. Try something new I guess. It’s working out so far.

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QUINN: I figured you'd want me to be honest. I'm afraid your expectations might get the best out of you.

QUINN: Add a "howdy" to that and you'll earn a laugh from me.

PUCK: I'm tryna earn more than laughs, Quinncess.

PUCK: When was the last time you been out here?

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k-ttywilde.:

No they didn’t, although it’s far too early for me to be able to tolerate anything Christmas related so that’s probably for the best. Of course I wasn’t, I used my own two feet and walked.

True, it’s still a ridiculous phrase though. Superhero dude did have some game, surprisingly enough. I wasn’t really expecting it, even if he is still a lot dorkier than my usual type. But it was a once off while I was in the city so I figured it wouldn’t hurt. I take it you’re not the superhero comic book loving type then?

Don’t tell me you’re the female grinch or some crap? I’m Jewish and I still find Christmas to be fun.

Nerds might get some chicks hot and bothered but I like a real woman. Ain’t no girl of mine gonna read comic books and wait in line for Marvel movies.

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QUINN: Well if you're a dork in real life like you are online then we should be just fine. I don't think there's going to be any awkward silences between us. There's always a chance for me to tease you and get you excited that will entertain us. ;)

QUINN: I'm glad you think so, Cowboy.

PUCK: I was hoping for charming but I'll take dork. The only silence I'm hoping for is when we're making out ;)

PUCK: Keep calling me that and I might just throw on my cowboy hat and boots.

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QUINN: That's always a problem solver.

QUINN: I'm hoping that means a good thing, cowboy. A little. I mean, this is kind of my first time really going far to meet a guy for a date. Not to mention this my first time going on an online date.

QUINN: What about you?

PUCK: I'm a little bit more excited than nervous? I mean, I'm really looking forward to you coming down and is being able to hang. A little bit nervous about how awkward this whole online dating thing is. I just don't want awkward silences and crap.

PUCK: We should be fine though, Quinncess.

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QUINN: Well I didn't want to add any sort of pressure to you. This would be the first time we met and I'm guessing it's going to be a little bit odd for the both of us in some sort of way.

QUINN: I agree, we'll see how things go from the first night. But just so you know, I'm expecting spectacular BBQ from you.

PUCK: Yeah and if you're bored of me, there's always other dudes you can meet at the strip :P

PUCK: Trust me, I'll go shopping next week and turn my kitchen into a Texas Roadhouse. Are you nervous?

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QUINN: It's hard to make me laugh ususally. I guess that makes you pretty special.

QUINN: Thank you. ;)

[ONE MINUTE LATER]

QUINN: I've figured out a schedule and I think I can make it over to your town from the 21st to the 24th. I'm giving you two extra days to ask me out while I'm there.

PUCK: Only one date? You gotta at least gimme 2 of those 4 days, Q.

Puck: We can see how the first one goes and if you wanna chill with me some more we can.

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QUINN: So many nicknames for one man.

QUINN: You're incredibly ridiculous.

QUINN: It's Quinncess. Double n, babe.

PUCK: I may be ridiculous but I make you laugh :)

PUCK: I'm sorry, QuinNcess.

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QUINN: I'm not letting the nickname get to my head, Puckmeister ;)

QUINN: Please. She's seriously an amazing women to look up to.

QUINN: I'm regretting giving out that information.

PUCK: I prefer Puckzilla.

PUCK: And I'm an amazing man to go down on ;)

PUCK: Quincess + Puckerstud

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