This Ain’t A Party, Get off The Dance Floor

What is even going on at this point

Any "horrific way" you have heard is a mere rumor. Regardless, my personal life is separate from my career, but my family participates in normal, Better Living Approved activities.

“Just a rumor” please, I know you’re a sick bastard. Now I’m just imagining you doing little family things it’s so cute

Sick bastard is strong, thankfully I'm not home yet for them to hear that.

Shoot, sorry yeah. I’ll have to watch my language now.

I turn my radio off when I am at home. I do not need killjoys communicating lies to either of them.

Wha- I don’t lie!

What is even going on at this point

Any "horrific way" you have heard is a mere rumor. Regardless, my personal life is separate from my career, but my family participates in normal, Better Living Approved activities.

“Just a rumor” please, I know you’re a sick bastard. Now I’m just imagining you doing little family things it’s so cute

Sick bastard is strong, thankfully I'm not home yet for them to hear that.

Shoot, sorry yeah. I’ll have to watch my language now.

What is even going on at this point

Any "horrific way" you have heard is a mere rumor. Regardless, my personal life is separate from my career, but my family participates in normal, Better Living Approved activities.

#//his entire family just looks like Matthew Tkachuk in various wigs and costumes

“Just a rumor” please, I know you’re a sick bastard. Now I’m just imagining you doing little family things it’s so cute

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

Can't I be?

I mean… I guess?

So quick to assume the worst

Well yeah, have you met yourself?

I am an every day person, Poison. Just like you behind all that killjoy propaganda.

Call me crazy and prejudiced, but I really don’t think you are. Name one regular everyday person thing you do.

Go home, be with my family, pay taxes; the everyday stuff.

Sometimes I forget you have a family, you just don’t seem like the family type.

Don't I? I also do not parade that information around.

I get the privacy thing, it’s just funny to think about. Are your parents still alive? Do you have scary little kids?

Is it?

One daughter.

It is! You’re always like “I’m mean and evil, I’m coming to kill you in horrific ways” then what you just go home kiss your wife and play barbies with your daughter?

#//crazy to imagine

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

Can't I be?

I mean… I guess?

So quick to assume the worst

Well yeah, have you met yourself?

I am an every day person, Poison. Just like you behind all that killjoy propaganda.

Call me crazy and prejudiced, but I really don’t think you are. Name one regular everyday person thing you do.

Go home, be with my family, pay taxes; the everyday stuff.

Sometimes I forget you have a family, you just don’t seem like the family type.

Don't I? I also do not parade that information around.

I get the privacy thing, it’s just funny to think about. Are your parents still alive? Do you have scary little kids?

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

Can't I be?

I mean… I guess?

So quick to assume the worst

Well yeah, have you met yourself?

I am an every day person, Poison. Just like you behind all that killjoy propaganda.

Call me crazy and prejudiced, but I really don’t think you are. Name one regular everyday person thing you do.

Go home, be with my family, pay taxes; the everyday stuff.

Sometimes I forget you have a family, you just don’t seem like the family type.

#//😭

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

Can't I be?

I mean… I guess?

So quick to assume the worst

Well yeah, have you met yourself?

I am an every day person, Poison. Just like you behind all that killjoy propaganda.

#//*murder robot voice* I’m just a regular guy

Call me crazy and prejudiced, but I really don’t think you are. Name one regular everyday person thing you do.

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

Can't I be?

I mean… I guess?

So quick to assume the worst

Well yeah, have you met yourself?

#//LMAO

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

Can't I be?

I mean… I guess?

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

How adorable, have you played pretend to prepare?

You have no idea. Why’re you so curious anyways?

#//he’s so awful ❤️

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

I would rather know what you get up to there

Fine. You wanna know what I’ve really been doing, Morris? I’ve been building an army to defeat you specifically. I’ve got at least a thousand guys.

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

Funny. Where have you been?

Took a vacation to the beautiful country of Nunya. It’s fabulous this time of year, you should check it out.

What is even going on at this point

Here I thought you were dead.

I kinda wish I was now, hearing from you.

What is even going on at this point

is fun ghoul your chew toy

Yea

That was a long ass nap.

Nap? That’s more like a coma

?

Wait, how long’s it been? My clock says May 5th of 2024.

Welcome to January of 2026. I think. I could’ve swore I talked to you more recently than that, your clocks been dead as hell for a while

Oh shit. Uh. Well, last time I was aware, it was at least 2024. Dammit.

What happened? Where are you?

I literally just woke up in the clinic like normal.

…but…yeah, there’s a shitton of dust everywhere.

I figured you just went off grid for a while, jeez. You feel alright? You got any food and water over there?

Yeah, I’m…confused. The only thing I can guess at is Witch shit. Not exactly happy to’ve lost almost two years, but whatever.

Some Power Pup and…some stagnant water that wasn’t stored all that well.