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Touch Meme
Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!
➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat
Send me a ٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶♥ & I’ll screenshot this random generator for an roleplay starter!~
[Person: am i not allowed to not pet you? (dog grabs hand) oh, i have to pet you? takin’ a break…(dog grabs hand) oh, no im not allowed to (laughs)]
≾ ♕ ≿ “ Ah! Excuse me, you dropped this just now. “
≾ ♕ ≿ “ It appears there’s going to be a downfall soon... Will it be rain, or snow this time, I wonder ? “
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
≾ ♕ ≿ A solemn expression consumes the lass’s facial features as she observes her bandaged hands. For the first time in several years she made a mistake at her workplace, and due to her fumbling and embarrassment, she miraculously made the damage worse, thus her management sending her home early. A sigh that meant to escape her lips quickly contorted into a yelp as vertigo took over. Acting upon pure instinct, her hands stretched out to latch onto anything to prevent herself from feeling the full force of landing on concrete ground. Although she managed to grab hold of something solid it was too late for her. In addition to her scratches it appears she’ll be sporting a few bruises soon, from the feel of it. Anna let out a groan as the pain from the fall catches up to her as she continues to be unaware of the deathgrip she has on her would-have-been-savior's leg.
≾ ♕ ≿ A wonderful and undeniably sweet scent fills the air, surely to make just about anyone’s stomach ache with hunger. However, Annabel finds herself conflicted as holds onto a rather small box of half-a-dozen doughnuts. Looking between the box and stranger’s back ahead of her, the lass steels herself as she sighs out her nerves. Giving herself no chance to back out on her decision, Anna quickens her steps to shorten the distance as she attempts to speak out. “ E-excuse me? ” A small amount of heat rises to her cheeks as she inwardly chides herself for her tone that came out no more than a squeak.
One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’
“Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
“It reminded me of you.”
“No, no, it’s my treat.”
“Come here. Let me fix it.”
“I’ll walk you home.”
“Have a good day at work.”
“I dreamt about you last night.”
“Take my seat.”
“I saved a piece for you.”
“I’m sorry for your loss.”
“You can have half.”
“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
“Sorry I’m late.”
“Can I have this dance?”
“I made your favourite.”
“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
“Watch your step.”
“Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
“Can I hold your hand?”
“You can borrow mine.”
“You might like this.”
“It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
“I’ll wait.”
“Just because.”
“Look both ways.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
“Try some.”
“Drive safely.”
“Well, what do you want to do?”
“One more chapter.”
“Don’t worry about me.”
“It looks good on you.”
“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
“That’s okay, I bought two.”
“After you.”
“We’ll figure it out.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“I like your laugh.”
“Don’t cry.”
“I made this for you.”
“Go back to sleep.”
“Is this okay?”
“I picked these for you.”
“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
“What do you want to watch?”
“You can go first.”
“Did you get my letter?”
“I’ll do it for you.”
“Call me when you get home.”
“I think you’re beautiful.”
“Are you sure?”
“Have fun.”
“Sit down, I’ll get it.”
“I made reservations.”
“I don’t mind.”
“It brings out your eyes.”
“There is enough room for both of us.”
“You don’t have to say anything.”
“Wow.”
“Happy birthday.”
“I’ll pick it up after work.”
“It can wait until tomorrow.”
“Cross my heart and hope to die.”
“It’s two sugars, right?”
“I’ll help you study.”
“Stay over.”
“I did the dishes.”
“You didn’t have to ask.”
“I bought you a ticket.”
“You’re warm.”
“No reason.”
“I’ll meet you halfway.”
“Take mine.”
“We can share.”
“I was just thinking about you.”
“I want you to have this.”
“Call me if you need anything.”
“Do you want to come too?”
“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
“Is your seatbelt on?”
“Sweet dreams.”
“I was in the neighbourhood.”
“Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
“The key is under the mat.”
“It doesn’t bother me.”
“You’re important too.”
“I saved you a seat.”
“I’ll see you later.”
“I noticed.”
“You can tell me anything.”
“I hope you like it.”
“I want you to be happy.”
“I believe in you.”
“You can do it.”
“Good luck.”
“I brought you an umbrella.”
“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
“Take a deep breath.”
“Be careful.”
And…
100. “I love you.”
For mercedesjonesrps and anyone else wanting the audio!
「???」
What a strange woman. He was debating on whether the conversation was worth continuing or if he should simply leave before he found himself annoyed by her. Probably shouldn’t have answered her to begin with. “There probably is, so maybe that’s why you don’t have anyone to talk to. That’s just a thought, though.”
≾ ♕ ≿ Wow. That was rude. And here she thought honesty was a good trait. Well.. it is, but.. After she let that sink in, she retorted, “ Well, I’m talking to you now, aren’t I? So... I wasn’t really talking to myself... if you responded... ” Possibly not the smartest thing to say, which is exactly why her tone became more quiet as her sentence went on. It was hard to tell what mood he was in, considering she was having a hard time making out his facial features, let alone his expression.
「???」
His interest was only mildly caught, staring longer than he should have. After a moment, when she finished talking to her, he couldn’t help but add, “Probably and something to help with the fact that you’re talking to no one.”
≾ ♕ ≿ Right. She’s in public right now. Which means this stranger probably wasn’t the only one who saw her do that for a good five minutes. Maybe... longer than that. “O-Of course. But there’s nothing wrong with talking to yourself if you have no one to talk to, now is there?” Obviously there is if she was feeling extremely embarrassed right now. Her honesty wasn’t helping her much, either.
≾ ♕ ≿ She’s studying her hand, pulling it to and away from her face in a bizarre manor. “I fear... I’ll be needing some stronger glasses.”
I used to think I'd be friendless forever. Before I met you.
the vicious blood dripped to the ground, creating stains of circles that consisted of his blood. his fists — they shook with anger, bruised & flaming. with fire. teeth gritted together in wrath, the fight between him & his brothers didn’t go too well, for neither side; jaxon ended up losing it & set everything on fire. soon, the more he thought, the more his body ligaments caught the atonement of fire; his fists, shoulders, head. ( well, most of his head. his hair didn’t catch on fire, & was sort of flapping along with the flickering flames. )
his eyes coruscated with the anger of a million men, as he lit up the whole seen around him.
{✄} — Unbelievable. The sight in front of her, it was truly, utterly unbelievable. She found herself questioning herself, debating whether or not this was a dream. Dream or not, she couldn't just stand there and do nothing. It took a moment to find her voice as she watched the scene unravel in front of her. "J -- Jaxon!" Honestly, the sight was a bit overwhelming, and Anna wasn't exactly sure if it was even safe to approach him. The youth was on fire and he didn't seemed bothered by it at all. "Jaxon... you..." Brows knitted together as she noticed more than just fire. He was shaking, and bleeding. At this point she wasn't exactly sure what she should be more worried about, but not a single sentence could be formed.
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