Spiffy the Skeleton

I have soap in my eyes

[a-trans-comic-by-me]

“Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth Frye

Happy Pride 2019!

[garden--ghoul]

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[nat-20s]

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

[nat-20s]

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

[orteil42]

mankind thinks it’s so great but i bet if dolphins started a civilization they’d come up with a microwave with a goddamn mute button

[thebootydiaries]

im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

[swingsetindecember]

where the superhero and villain have a common friend that they have to hold it together for

“claire is getting married next week”

“i can reschedule the death ray”

“OH CAN YOU?” 

[ichorknight]

[bagel--fiend-deactivated2021050]

[guy]

113 bids

[gdx93]

[howtomusicmajor]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[tictactate]

Ross is a big mood

[howtomusicmajor]

Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).

[technicalzombie]

Character development.

[grimeclown]

Hey, truckhole (the person who made the fish feds post that you reblogged) is 26, so just be careful and try not to reblog from them in the future. Stay safe!

being over the age of 25 is problematic

[typhlosyon]

[ingayderzim]

would y’all buy this on a t-shirt?

[trans-pickles]

i would buy this before buying water in a desert

[dirtyriver]

“The new Woman” in Archie’s Girls Betty and Veronica #84, November 1962, art by Dan DeCarlo (pencils) and Rudy Lapick (inks)

[jimhensonreject]

BUENOS DIAS, JUGHEAD

[secondclassvines]

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

[saltymommie]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Inclusivity win: Gays can be war criminals now!

[shiftythrifting]

knitting book found at goodwill, Atlanta, GA. I bought it.

[powerfulwizard]

Elementary school kids:

Scholastic book fair: this man tattooed himself to become a lizard