Passive Aggressive Neopets

This is where you watch a 16 year old girl play neopets and swear a lot about neopets and also question what she's doing with her life. I swear outside of the internet I'm totally normal.

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How are people so good at minigames on keyquest I hardly ever win.

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When I play keyquest I do not fuck around.

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oops I haven't been on this blog or played neopets in a couple months but I'm back and I finally changed one of my pets into a pirate krawk so I'm happy. :) 

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why are her eyebrows blue

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Why is everyone on the neotag so pretty. Real talk.

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I have a fuckload of stamps from keyquest. what the fuck do I do with all these fucking stamps.

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Communication is key.

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2 people have disconnected from keyquest games with me today. They didn't even get to find out about how much of a douchebag I can be. :(

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http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=imp244

I was a weird kid. I last updated my shop when I was like 8 and i just looked at it and what.

Shop name: i am an iams cat.

"bacon says 'i will steal your cats'"

Shop descrip: MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW MEOW MIX. fancy feast dog chow.

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eek D:

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If I ever get a transparent pet I am definately doing this. :) So perf.

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Playing keyquest with me is terrible. I suck at the minigames, but when I get good powerups I wait til the person is near the door and then take their keys, or do the swappy thing or switch their direction, like take that fucker. I'm so sorry.

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Day 03: Favourite Neopets species?

Motherfucker, that's a difficult one. Probably Cybunny or Hissi or Lupe. Yeah. can't choose between those ones.

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tnt sometimes i love you a bit

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I didn't think that neoblog drama was thing. why is that a thing? seriously guys, it's neopets and tumblr. You shouldn't take this shit too seriously. no but seriously why. I dont get it. srsly.

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So I made a side account today. I named it Fettacheesus and my pet is a kau named Rayqwanduh. I'm thinking of a colour I should paint her someday when I actually have enough neopoints but I don't know man. what is the sassiest colour for a kau.

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Day 02: How did you find out about Neopets?

I found out about it because every fucking little kid was playing that shit and I hopped on that fucking band wagon. I was better at it back then.

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i found this in the neopets fun images

w hat

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Fucking neopets.