Yellow Card

"I'm only here because A. It's Soccer season and B. I need some extra money to support my kid."

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Yellow Card

Real name: Sebastián

Organization: XY

Ability: TIME OUT

Allows him to freeze everyone to whoever hears the sound of his whistle. Any whistle he uses can work.

Age: "I must admit I'm in my 40s."

Birthday: September 1st

Height: 5'7

Likes: Soccer, his daughter, pork rib, bbq, water guns, mud.

Dislikes: Taxes, social media, his sunglasses breaking, people who try to change lanes in the middle of the intersection, potatoes.

RULES

-> No NSFW asks

> In character I use "quotation marks'

> Out of character I don't use quotation marks or I use ooc:

-> This is a Bungo Stray Dogs oc account

-> Drawing my OC is allowed BUT DO NO

whatsoever draw them in lewd scenarios or NSFW images

-> Same owner as @paintedgrilledcheese

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*grabs phone*

*Grabs whistle.*

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Meanwhile the bride is comforting magician-

"Good for him."

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What you gonna do it stop me :3?

"I'll use my whistle and freeze you for an eternity."

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Alright

That's it

I'm calling her

You have proven that sports are more important than your boyfriend

And his extremely kissable lips

"NO DON'T YOU DARE!"

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Prove it then!

Then why do you watch soccer more then you pay attention to your boyfriend

I'm this close to calling the bride

"B-because the world cup 🥺"

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THEN STOP MAKING MAGICIAN SAD 👺👺

You love soccer more than him

"I'm not trying to make him sad!"

"Also nuh uh!"

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YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY!!!!

"STOP YELLING AT ME!"

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Maybe because

YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORING HIM FOR SOCCER

"But I'm trying to do my job. 🥺"

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(fricken ask limit)

Then why is magician sad

"You ask me because I don't know!"

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(I ran out of asks on my main :") )

You earned it

OOC: Lol I know.

"I didn't do shit!'

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I don't blame her 💀

"Hello??? Am I being ganged up on?"

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Your mom would probably be disappointed to 😒

"Bold of you to assume she already isn't."

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I'm just disappointed

"You sound like my mom."

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*raises eyebrow*

"Stop giving me that look."

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You said an I quote

"maria knows my life revolves around soccer"

"Yes but it doesn't mean Magician isn't wasting his time with me."

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Sooo

Your telling me

That magician is waisting his time with you?

"No. Also, it's wasting not waisting"

"Spelling error. Your argument is invalid."