#bsd xy

[soonyouwillgo]

Tiny pokes

@softlullabiesneverleavemyside

Hmm? *He looks at the ✨ c h I l d✨, (aka him probably looking down because he is so so tall*

[prettyphoneyougotthere]

"Ugh, why is everyone screaming right now? Why is Shark half naked? You guys are loud. Can't a man get some beauty sleep?"

[patheticofyoutocallme]

"H-hey, um- I think we have a lead...? I found this girl who said she was a scientist, s-she helped- helped us track that weird fur we found in Black's room."

(pspspps @allforthetasteofhumanity )

-@slitmythroatandeattilyougetsick

*Shark was in his office, the room was dark. He lifted his head from his desk, his eye tired.*

"Huh bro? Can you repeat that?"

[plastictoyphone]

Makes you doll sized

"Black what do we do?"

"........"

[valentinos-corner]

I love how XY isn't even really a mafia it's just one huge somehow functioning found family that kills people and sells drugs on the side sometimes

@city-of-c0rpses @paintedgrilledcheese @myluckymoon @aredeemantagonist

[passmeatext]

Coach, I was wondering if you can coach me in the bedroom with one on one lessons~? (cringed)

"You can't play soccer in the bedroom. You're going to break something."

[pleasedontghostus]

shadowkeeper can I touch your ears..?

"No."

[soonyouwillgo]

Hey mister? You use a chainsaw, right?

@thefaintflowingofbloodandtears

Hmm? Why yes I can