etc.

swiggity swake pass me the cake

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[softcore-revolutionary]

[passtheswag]

who even gives a shit if youre not tall or have blonde hair or have a rich family if you have a direct connection to a pot dealer you're perfectly okay to me

[passtheswag]

the only thing I smell is the millions of white girls who think the a team is about winter

[passtheswag]

so what if you went up to a baby and played peek a boo and when u covered your eyes and then yelled boo and opened your eyes you saw the baby but now it extended its arms and revealed 20 foot black wings and the eyes had no more pupils and said back to you "boo bitch" and flew into the sunset

[passtheswag]

like do you ever just think about sleeping like you change into special clothes and do a special ritual of cleansing at night before you sleep and you use special cloths sewn together and lie on it and stay absolutely still for 8 hours doing absolutely nothing

[passtheswag]

even if you dont like taylor swift you still kind of like taylor swift dont lie to yourself  ok