★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
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1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
“WOWIE! I am the GREAT Papyrus! Though, recently, some friends have begun calling my Fiddles, for some strange reason! Thank you for asking, new friend!”
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
“Erm… goodness, you must be a little forgetful. But, that is perfectly alright!”
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?
“Well, of course! I am the GREATEST Fiddler in the underground, and, soon, I’ll even be part of the royal guard! My magic is certainly strong enough, now!”
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
“There is just one me! Oh, you mean like a relationship? Well! One day, perhaps, I’ll be popular enough that everyone will like me! Wait… what? Like a date? [gasp] Would you like to go on a date with me?!”
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?
“Well, I have my blue magic, and my bone magics! Now, my special attack is still quite secret! With my trusty fiddle by my side, I’ll surpass even my coach!”
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
“Oh, my eyes are quite empty! Though, sometimes, I have been told they look a little orange, or even blue! I have yet to see it, but, I’ve seen it on my brother, so, it must be true!”
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?
“Wowie! What a question! I would love to dye my hair someday!”
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
“Hrm… no , just my brother and I, though, I’m sure there was someone else at some point… I don’t really remember, but, that’s alright!”
"YES! AN ANNOYING WHITE DOG THAT ALWAYS STEALS MY LEGS AND MY NOODLES!”
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
“I dislike those who wish to do others harm! One day, I’m going to protect everyone in the underground from those nasty feinds!”
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I make puzzles, and train on my good old fiddle! Sometimes, I’ll even find music that falls in the dump, and use it to make my magic stronger! Other than that, I cook, and work, and clean up after my lazy brother!”
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
“Hurt someone? Why on earth would I do that?!”
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?
“What?! No! I wouldn’t want to gain LV that way!”
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
“I am a skeleton!”
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
“Worst habits? Why would you ask such a thing? The GREAT PAPYRUS is GREAT in every way!”
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?
"My training coach, Undyne! She’s so strong, and so popular! One day, I’ll even surpass her!”
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
“What do you mean? I am a skeleton! …oh, what does that mean?”
18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
“I did when I was a striped-shirt, but, now, I just take lessons from the captain of the royal guard! I was quite good at sciences, though!”
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?
“Hrm… I don’t know! I haven’t read that far in my dating manuals!”
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?
"Of course! I have lots of fans! THey just… don’t… talk to me much… but, that is perfectly alright! They are just shy, I’m sure!”
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
"Why, the GREAT PAPYRUS is afraid of nothing!”
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
"My battle body, of course! With a few modifications to allow for ease of performance and storage.”
23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
“My brother, and all of my friends!”
24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
“Class? I am GREAT if that is what you mean!”
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
“I have lots of friends! Erm… name them? Well, I just haven’t learned all of their names yet, but, they exist! I just haven’t met them all yet!”
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
"I love them! Sometimes, by brother will bring some from… well, somewhere!”
27. FAVORITE DRINK?
"Milk! Strong bones make strong skeletons!”
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
"Snowdin, of course! It is where my home and my puzzles are!”
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
“I’m not sure! I’m always interested in making new friends. Oh? What is so funny?”
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?
“Oh, do you mean Richard down the road? He’s not quite as tall as me, but taller than my brother!”
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
"Well, I’m not entirely sure skeletons would float too well, but, I have always wanted to see the ocean!”
33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?
"Type? Well, they must be humble, and selfless, and just as good of a spaghettore as myself! But, really, I like everyone!”
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
“What does that mean? I am not a submissive opponent, but, I will show mercy when necessary!”
"I do enjoy camping, actually! Every once in a while, my brother and I will camp out in waterfall!”
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?
“What? No! I would love to keep talking! You are helping me to become popular, right? It gets quite lonely, when nobody stops by anymore…”
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