Hi I'm Pastel

Instagram scared me so I'm back here again

[pastellbg]

[pastellbg]

The amount of times I get called mommy by my platonic relationships is concerning

[pastellbg]

Would anyone wanna watch all the Disney princess movies in order of release with me?

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Yes… 🙂‍↕️

[pastellbg]

YES CARB

[pastellbg]

Would anyone wanna watch all the Disney princess movies in order of release with me?

[ellowynthenotking]

I'm so in! Let's go!

[pastellbg]

YIPPEE

[pastellbg]

Would anyone wanna watch all the Disney princess movies in order of release with me?

[animentality]

[pastellbg]

Ever notice how lips are heart shaped from a side profile?

[pastellbg]

My least favorite man flirting technique is the

"Wow youre so short and tiny"

Because there is no way a girl can respond without it coming across as pick me

[jessewest01]

Does what for u want me to do about it have any different effect?

[pastellbg]

Wow sassy, y/n core much?

[jessewest01]

What about pulling out a gun and shooting them through the temple?

[pastellbg]

Shooting a gun?

Not like the other girls much

[jessewest01]

And your self esteem is just about as big as your dick, eh buddy?

Suffice to say

It's cute

@the-ellia-west wrote this

[pastellbg]

Somehow there self esteem is as small as their dick

And ego as big as my penis

[jessewest01]

Oooo ooo I got a good one

Just look them in the eye and shit urself

[pastellbg]

PERFECT

[pastellbg]

My least favorite man flirting technique is the

"Wow youre so short and tiny"

Because there is no way a girl can respond without it coming across as pick me

[jessewest01]

Does what for u want me to do about it have any different effect?

[pastellbg]

Wow sassy, y/n core much?

[jessewest01]

What about pulling out a gun and shooting them through the temple?

[pastellbg]

Shooting a gun?

Not like the other girls much

[jessewest01]

And your self esteem is just about as big as your dick, eh buddy?

Suffice to say

It's cute

@the-ellia-west wrote this

[pastellbg]

Somehow there self esteem is as small as their dick

And ego as big as my penis

[pastellbg]

My least favorite man flirting technique is the

"Wow youre so short and tiny"

Because there is no way a girl can respond without it coming across as pick me

[i-do-anything-but-write]

Not a flirting technique, but what the hell does one answer after being asked „whats up.“ it feels so wannabe cool to say „nothing hbu“ (it’s worse in my native language, trust.)

A Classmate once said that to me while I was passing him and I never answered. WORSE I never came up with a proper way to respond it’s been 5 years I can never rest in peace

[pastellbg]

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves since coming to America is learning the "proper" way to respond to "what's up"

Apparently youre not supposed to reply to the question youre just supposed to repeat it

When passing someone and they ask "Whats up" youre meant to respond with "what's up" or "hows it going"

And then thats the end of the whole interaction and you keep walking

And In my mind its a conversation starter so I feel like a jerk for not initiating a conversation after being asked this

[pastellbg]

My least favorite man flirting technique is the

"Wow youre so short and tiny"

Because there is no way a girl can respond without it coming across as pick me

[jessewest01]

Does what for u want me to do about it have any different effect?

[pastellbg]

Wow sassy, y/n core much?

[jessewest01]

What about pulling out a gun and shooting them through the temple?

[pastellbg]

Shooting a gun?

Not like the other girls much

[pastellbg]

Im pregnant and youre the father

[pastellbg]

My least favorite man flirting technique is the

"Wow youre so short and tiny"

Because there is no way a girl can respond without it coming across as pick me

[jessewest01]

Does what for u want me to do about it have any different effect?

[pastellbg]

Wow sassy, y/n core much?

[pastellbg]

My least favorite man flirting technique is the

"Wow youre so short and tiny"

Because there is no way a girl can respond without it coming across as pick me

[jessewest01]

I'd like to rally help for my sister who I've recently discovered is in a toxic relationship.

Watching her fall down this hole has been devastating.

Whenever she calls for him he ignores her.

He teases lying just out reach whenever she needs him.

She feels to need to provide him food as an incentive to get him to stay.

Their whole relationship is under his manipulative schemes.

Plz urge her to seek help in said toxic relationship.

She's addicted to his looks which is understandable but still.

Anyway I've decided to be petty and release his face online.

(It's her cat she's ok I promise)

[pastellbg]

I hate to say it but I have to take his side

He made be a manipulative narcissist

And ellia has fallen victim to his ways

But look at that cute faaace :D

[jessewest01]

Found this on ur shelf @pastellbg

[pastellbg]

Darn I've been found out 😔

Secrets out ig

[pastellbg]

They remind me of eachother