Nanbaka: Upa x Nico’s Hyper Sister! Reader
Originally from my Nanbaka oneshots on Wattpad. If you would like to read them my Wattpad is in the links on my page
Ever since my brother Nico and I got separated into different prisons Ive been escaping every single one trying to find him. I mean we would escape together before that, but that's because the medication were needles. I don't do well with needles and my brother Nico doesn't like them because it hurts him. Over the years I've lived in random apartments from time to time until the police caught me again and usually the only way the catch me again is because I get caught stealing anime merch, or even killing people for rare merch that comes out. Especially if I don't take my meds soon enough. In a way i'm like my brother except i'm shorter and almost a year younger. 11 months to be exact.
ANYWAYS! Remember how I told you I killed people for anime merch. Yeah well that just happened and i'm currently being sent to Nanba prison that is located in the middle of an ocean. Yeah you heard me! It’s quite literally on a giant rock somewhere just off the coast of Japan. Everyone said that it's supposed to be a prison for boys, but they didn't really know what else to do with me. I've already escaped the top security prisons on land, so the police just ended up talking to the warden of Nanba prison. Obviously she decided to make an exception for me. I had to meet her about a week ago so that way she could approve of my prison sentence there. She told me that I had to go on birth control just in case, because most of the inmates are perverted. I was just told by the guards on the helicopter with me that my inmate number is 24 and i'll staying in block 5 cell 8. I wonder how big it is?
"Cell 5! You're getting a new cell mate!" Samon yelled as some of the other guards walked in with a prison bed and set it down for you.
"Wait who?" Liang asked curiously.
"I don't know I just know that they are some kind of escape artist. Oh! and apparently they like anime a lot." Samon spoke closing the cell door once the guards were out so the three inmates inside wouldn't leave.
"Nico!?" Upa shouted shivering at the thought having to share a cell with him.
"No. you wouldn't know them. The inmate is coming here on a helicopter right now." Simon answered Upa's question.
"So is the inmate nice?" Qi asked finally speaking.
"I don't know." Simon spoke again.
"Is he good with fighting skills?" Liang then asked.
"I don't know." Samon said growing irritated by the questions at this point.
"Is this inmate going to be annoying?" Upa asked making Samon officially explode in anger.
"I said I don't know! I already told you everything I was told!!!" Samon shouted at the boys before storming off.
“Damn. What crawled up his ass and died today?” Qi asked like he didn’t just annoy the hell out of the supervisor.
Once I arrived I gasped in suprise at how amazing the prison looked. I suddenly noticed this monkey looking guard waiting for me to get off the Helicopter. He had a tail and everything!
"Hiya! OH MY GOSH! Are you actually part monkey!? Is your tail real!?! You're like a real life anime character huh!?" I shouted trying to grab his tail. surprisingly it swayed away from me before I could even touch it.
“Hey! Don’t you know its rude to walk up to someone and touch them without permission!? Who even are you anyways!?" The money looking guard asked a bit rudely. I just ignored his irritation.
"Oh, I'm (y/n)... The new inmate? Where you not informed of me?" I suddenly said confused. He looked at the men who brought me here to see if this was serious. They just nodded and he turned to me clearing his throat. He blushed in embarrassment.
"Very well. Right this way... My name is Samon and i'm the supervisor for block 5. I’m also the assistant for the warden." Monkey man introduced himself and starting to escort me to my cell. or well I assumed.
"That's cool! So you'll be watching me, huh?" I asked not realizing how creepy that sounded. He just nodded before saying.
"Sorry about how i reacted to meeting you. It's just this prison doesn’t have any girls and. i DO NOT! Like my tail being touched." I noticed we turned into a hall with a bunch of cells.
"Oh its okay I totally understand!! It's not every day a girl is in this prison especially an inmate." I answered paying more attention to the decor of the prison than the actual conversation.
"So is there anything I should know that the warden might not have told me?" He asked. I thought for a few minutes.
"Um.. I need to take meds every day or I go crazy and out of control. Also the warden said I need to take birth control just in case." I stated as we stopped walking infront of a cell. He just said a simple “Okay” before opening the door.
"Well here's your new cell mate boys!" Samon shouted to the inmates that were already in the cell, gaining their attention. The three boys looked at me in complete shocked. They were all pretty cute, but there was one that stood out the most. His green hair and pale white skin made him look like a porcelain doll.
"Hey! And no funny business!!" Samon yelled as a reminder before closing the door and leaving. They were all staring at me still. I felt a bit embarrassed now so I decided to say something.
"Hi! My names (Y/n)! What are yours!?" I asked enthusiastically. The older one in the room shook his head smirking while putting down whatever it was he was smoking and walked over to me. He grabbed my hand and kissed the back of it.
"How rude of me to not introduce myself to such a lovely lady. My name i-." He got smacked upside the head by the Green haired boy.
"Sorry about him. My names Upa. That's Liang. And this trash is, Qi." He said clearly annoyed by the other male. Did he just call him trash? I stiffled a laugh not trying to seem rude.
"I could have introduced myself!" The two other boys yelled glaring at the small male.
"It's nice to meet you all." I said with a sweet smile before going over to my side of the room. Once I finished putting up my stuff on my bed and night stand I stood on said bed in triumph. I was only allowed to have this stuff because I forced them to let me bring it. What really grabbed my attention was the fact that Upa was now floating. I gasped and jumped onto his bed that he was floating above.
"Can you teach me how to do that!!? I want to float too!" I shouted. He looked at me slightly annoyed.
“You can’t just randomly jump onto my bed!! It’s my personal space!! and its not floating its called Qigong!” He answered me. I ignored his statement about personal space and got super close to his face.
“Please, please, please teach me!” I begged him with puppy dog eyes. he sighed and looked away from me with a blush on his face.
“I suppose I could try to teach you.. but that doesn't mean you'll be able to do it.” He said.
"I can totally do it!" I shouted with determination.
"You’re actually really cute when you're so devoted to something..." He mumbled. i don’t know if he meant for me to hear that, but I did. A small blush covered my face.
“What?” I whispered just enough for him to hear me.
"I.. I mean! Its very nice to see you with determination!! I dont think you’re cute! no way! Its not like I like you! How could i? I don’t even know you!" He said a little too fast.
"Would you two stop flirting? I'm trying to concentrate on learning some new moves." Laing directed over to us.
"We're not flirting!" we yelled back at him. Laughter was then heard from Qi as he said.
"Yeah sure." I was about to say something when I realized the moves Laing was trying to learn.
"Really?" Laing asked suddenly interested in what I had to say.
"Yes I learned it from an anime!" I said totally serious. The boys just started laughing making me pout a bit. They thought i was joking. Suddenly there was a loud bang and four different inmates fell onto the floor of our cell.
"See I told you I saw a girl inmate!" The boy with black and red hair yelled.
"A girl!" Two of the four boys yelled together.
"What are you doing in our cell!?" Upa shouted.
"We came to see the girl inmate that Jyugo saw walking with the monkey." A boy said with blonde and pink braided hair. I wasn't really paying attention though because I noticed something. The boy with green hair was my big brother!
"Baby sis/Big brother!!!!" We screeched to each other. I jump in his arms and he spun me around.
"I missed you!" We yelled in unison again. Everyone was staring at us in silence. Upa was the first to break it.
"She's your sister!?” Nico and I just nodded while giggling.
"We were separated into different prisons because they thought we would stop breaking out afterwards." Nico said happily clinging to me.
"Yeah, but we obviously didn't. So the judge's plan didn't really work out." I explained some more.
"So why are you in this one!?" The one with a pink and blonde braid asked getting way too close to me.
"Um... Well I kind of stole and maybe killed a man for rare anime merch. I trespass a lot, but only because I like wandering. Plus if I don't have meds I go crazy like my brother here." I said getting out of my brother's hug and stepping back so the guy wasn't so close.
"Except she is worse." Nico started. The three inmate's that came in with my brother shivered in fear.
"So you’re saying she’ll bite us if she doesnt get her meds?" The black haired boy with red at the end of his hair said.
"No I bite. She will probably try to rip your leg off." Nico said. Everyone looked terrified, but Nico and I acted like it was the most normal thing which for us it was.
"Baby sis! Let me introduce my friends. The boy with black hair is named Jyugo, The one with the braid is Uno, and the purple haired one is Rock." Nico said smiling introducing everyone. I smiled at the boys.
"Do you like food?" Rock suddenly asked.
"Of course!! Food is literally life. If I had an endless supply of food, anime, and drinks I would be good for the rest of my life!" I yelled energeticly and giving them my adorable smile.
"Why did you never tell us you had a sister?" Upa asked.
"A beautiful one at that." Laing add. Nico stared at Laing intensely. I could tell from the look on his face that he wasn’t too happy Laing was flirting. He has always been overprotective.
"Because it was a sensitive topic and.. she's my baby sister." He said the last part a deadly aura around.
"I-I can tell." Laing said putting his hands up defensively. Upa was suddenly right by me and I jump a little not excepting him to be there so quickly.
"How did you do that!?" I asked astonished because he was on the other side of the room only seconds ago.
"I don't know what you're talking about." He stated with a small smirk.
"Is it that Qigong thing you do?" I asked. My brother turned to Upa and picked him up. Pulling him in a tight hug him.
"Master!" He shouted happily.
"Put me down!" Upa yelled at my brother.
"I wanna hold him now!" I said taking him away from my brother and snuggling him like he was a teddy bear.
"Oi!! I didn't say you would pick me up either!" Upa yelled. I just snuggled into him more.
"Baby sis! Put him down." Nico tried to command me.
"Aww. But I don't wanna. You get to hold him and I don't. Thats not fair!" I said pouting.
"I'm not a damn baby!!" Upa yelled trying to get out of my arms.
"That's because i'm older and I don't want my baby sis hugging boys, no matter how cute and innocent they look." Nico said trying to steal him away from me. Upa stopped squirming and glared at my brother.
"I am not cute! And I am most definitely not innocent!" Upa shouted as everyone else was just laughing at the situation or being jealous that I wasn't snuggling them.
"See! Master isn't innocent more reason to put him down." Nico stated. I sighed in defeat and put him down.
"You know i'm the only girl in this place besides for the warden right, big brother?" I asked.
"The warden is a girl!?" Uno suddenly got heart eyes. I nodded before saying.
"She's the reason i'm here. Since I'm a super good escape artist and all. Honestly I think she has a thing for someone named Hajime because she was fantasizing about them when I met her." I stated only for Uno to fall flat on his face in disappointment.
"OI! What are you four doing in here!?" I heard the guard Samon yell stomping over. "Doesn't the gorilla know how to keep you in your cell!?"
"We came to see the girl inmate! Only to find out she is Nico's sister!! How crazy is that!?" Rock said obviously happy to meet me. In a shorter way to say they ended up having to leave with the help of Samon. I turned to Upa and smiled before picking him up again.
"You are totally cute by the way." I said holding him to my chest again. Upa's face turned bright red and he pushed his face away from me before shouting.
"Geez woman! You're going to suffocate me."
"Put him down before I come over there!!" I heard my brother yell from down the hallway.
"How did he know...?" I asked more so to myself before putting Upa down again.
