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@pastrhetoric
ROSILIO, ODETTE.
“ well, you didn’t miss much. just my deepest, darkest secrets. childhood trauma, illicit affairs, name of my first pet, my pin code… ”
“Well clearly your deepest, darkest secret is boring and you need to get a new one. Mmmm, so you’re only giving me boring information. When are you going to talk to me about the last person you murdered?”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @ycunggcdx
“Hush. I’m trying to play it cool so that I can get the senior citizen discount.”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @anoetics
“Do you think if I write an anonymous story in the opinion section about the mayor in the paper that I can stir up trouble and uncover something interesting? Or is that just asking to get fired?”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @cotiere
“I really have not been listening to a thing you’ve been saying,” he mumbled at his friend, ignoring the urge to roll his eyes.
ESPINA, PIPPA.
“ Drugs, usually. ”
“Sure, but I can do that anywhere.”
LARSEN, TEDDY.
“ … What? ”
“Uh... you know. He was one of those men fuckers.”
APOLSKIS, JULIAN.
“ yeah, the whole time. actually i think i saw some middle schoolers lugging ‘round spray cans out by potter’s. should probably check that out. looked like trouble to me. ” he chimes in, defaulting to covering for the other. only turning to face her fully when the cop is out of earshot. “ nice work by the way. ”
“Yeah, it was totally one of those middle schoolers. You can’t arrest me when you have no proof.” She gave her best innocent look. Finally the cop was out of earshot and not paying attention to her anymore, following the thread about the middle schoolers, she stashed the spray cans in her backpack. “Thanks. It’s not bad.”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @soulwounded
“Yeah okay, I believe that,” Eileen laughs at the guy. “Can you believe it? He’s apparently a movie star.”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @mcllilla
“She’s two. And I trained her in Russian, so she doesn’t understand American commands.” Gleb looks down at his dog.
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @anoetics
She liked and disliked being newer to a town than other people. “Is there actually anything interesting to do around here that’s not staring at people?”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @melanchcly
“I can’t believe someone spray painted RUSSIAN SLUT on my car.”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @melanchcly
“Is it weird that I like romance novels? I just like seeing novels with happy endings.”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @esscntial
“Can you help me take some photos for a dating profile?”
PEARCE, MINNO.
“ like you even have any… do you think in russian? that would be annoying. ”
“I apparently, according to you, have no thoughts, so those that I don’t have would not be in Russian because they don’t exist.” Gleb looks at her and rolls his eyes. “No, I don’t think in Russian.”
LARSEN, TEDDY.
“ No — no! I don’t … n-not want to, uh, talk t-to you. ” He did not want to talk to Henry. Regardless, he holds up The Works of Oscar Wilde.
Henry has a stack of books in his own bag, but he doesn’t take them out just yet. “Isn’t Oscar Wilde a little fruity?” he asks as if he doesn’t know the answer to his own question.
PHILLIPS, EMMA.
She can’t help herself: she laughs, mostly at the absurdity of the offer, which he only seems half joking about — but also because it was weirdly sweet. “ I mean, who else could take down the IRS swiftly and successfully for me than a man from New Haynes and his gay dog? Sounds like the world’s most specific superhero comic. Sometimes I think my dog is gay, too, though. He’s like, much more interested in sniffing around other male dogs at the dog park. ” She thinks, for a second. “ Okay, well, if you don’t want to just write, there must be something you can do to like, hone your gift with words while still doing something you like. Or just more art and culture stuff! Like, stuff at the museum, they’re probably always looking for more perspectives. And I bet you could get the movie theatre to screen movies or something you find culturally significant. Not to offer my unsolicited opinion on your career options, or anything. It’s a tough economy out there. I assume. Tough for me. ”
He’s one of those people that makes sarcastic jokes. He wasn’t really joking right now though. Gleb thought out of everyone he knew, Emma was one of his favorite people to talk to and he would destroy records at the IRS for her. “That’s just gay justice, if I’m being honest.” As much as he wanted to take the IRS down, he couldn’t even take his father down, so he shouldn’t even try. “Fuck Batman, am I right? I’d have to come up with a proper superhero name.” Gleb laughed. “I think that’s just male dogs in general. My pup doesn’t like male dogs. She’s a lesbian clearly. I can tell these things. I have a proper gaydar.” He didn’t. “I like the culture and arts stuff I think. It’s much more interesting to me than hard hitting stories about who’s screwing who and the drug rings around town. I don’t really know what I want to do.”
𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 / @anoetics
“Privet,” he shouts at his dog, who was running up to some random kid at a park. “Leave them alone. Sorry.”