Time Out

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is." - Kurt Vonnegut

[sandandglass]

[coach-taylor]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[gentlemansessentials]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Spock was a smooth operator. (photos via supernobro)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(comic by Gone Into Rapture)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(image via neseril)

[neill-deactivated20120517]

[jackafz]

Sure, Jan

[lordquackingstick]

[huffpostcomedy-deactivated20161]

Wayyyy more accurate #2015

[whatshouldwecallme]

When the microwave beeps and my food is done

[tastefullyoffensive]

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Facts and Trivia [callmeforge] Previously: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' vs. 'The LEGO Movie'

[givemeinternet]

[pataz-blog]

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Crab’s Lost Love" (comic by Gunshow)

[theimpossiblecool]

“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.”

Nat King Cole. 

[pataz-blog]

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game

[sixpenceee]

A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)

[marrowack]

SHE SAID YES!!!

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Congratulations

[lady-arryn]

[pataz-blog]

I loved a maid as spry as springtime, with blossoms in her hair I loved a maid as fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair I loved a maid as red as autumn, with sunset in her hair I loved a maid as white as winter, with moonglow in her hair

(requested by anonymous)

[lora-mathis]

sext: I have this dream where you are biting my bottom lip until it bleeds sext: I have this dream where you lean down to kiss me and it feels natural sext: I have this dream where you are on a cloud reaching out to me and I coyly run and hide, then suck on your finger till thunder sounds sext: I have this dream where we are happy and fulfilled by each other sext: I have this dream where you want to kiss me in public sext: I have this dream where you ask me about my day and do not follow it with an invitation to come over when your parents are asleep sext: I have this dream where we tell the truth until it nauseates us sext: I have this dream where you throw pebbles at my window every night to lull me to sleep sext: I have this dream where I do not try to sell you an idea of myself sext: I have this dream where you finger the commodity of me then whisper, I want the real thing sext: I have this dream where I nibble your neck and someone else’s name does not spill out sext: I have this dream where I ask you what you want and light floods from your mouth into me

Dream Sexts, Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)