hump a plushie!

patch • he/him • objectum (radqueers fuck off)

[patchworkbf]

welcome to my personal hell <333

name’s patch/bones, he/him. dogboy plushfucker. i’m 19, this is not a sfw page, so minors don’t even come close.

i follow from @ hi****yo. my primary nsft blogs are @braindeaddoggy and @dumpsterdoggy.

plushies featured:

coco - my teddy bear. she’s transfem because i made her pussy and i say so

ralph - my dinosaur. his head game is god tier

washa - the most humpable washing machine plush ever (it/its)

DNI:

under 18/over 35 and ageless blogs.

“men dni” blogs

detrans blogs

cishet men

anti kink

transphobes and terfs

anti (consensual, self managed) sex work

feederism blogs

zionists

pedos + zoos

raceplay blogs

ED blogs

anti objectum

radqueers. i am objectum, but i do NOT support radqueer/transx/transid identities. please, for both of our comfort, stay off this blog.

necrophiles (for personal comfort)

BLINKIES!!!!!!

[patchworkbf]

i should be a plushie too

somebody fashion me a cloth dick

[patchworkbf]

i’ve been so horny recently that the tap has started looking like a clit and now i’ve been rubbing it with the water running low for like five minutes and it’s just making me hornier she’s dripping all over my hand what am i supposed to do

pic below

[patchworkbf]

i want to fuck the reblog map thing

[patchworkbf]

revelation: a large part of this is bc of my synesthesia

conclusion: fuck it. i’m still making out with a radio

[patchworkbf]

lol i thought it was a special interest in sex culture but it’s just about paraphilias and what’s considered social taboo vs what’s socially acceptable (im in a poly relationship with my stuffed animals)

[objectum-bullshit-blast]

I hope you all get some time to Makeout sloppy style with ur plushes today ❤️

[demonpaws]

*swinging a pendant back and forth* ooo youre getting veeery horny... you wanna get off using your plushes and tell me about it sooo baaaaad... you wanna rub yourself against a plush's nose until you cum and then tell me allll about how good it felt... is it working

[testosteronetempation]

plushie boy whos a chew toy for dogboys ok ill go delete now

[sage-thee-herbmaster]

The thing I love about being plushum is the raw intimacy I experience when I stitch up old tears in their skin. Today I FINALLY had the time and energy to fix a tear right under her tail she had for over a decade now, which, yes, did look like a butt hole. I felt our bond getting stronger with every stitch I made, making sure everything was tight and secure, pouring my love into every needle stroke. Lily didn’t really mind having a tear, but she was very grateful for the gesture regardless, it’s almost like she’s healing with me ÓwÒ

[puterpet]

techum & plushum thoughts ..

omgomg claw machines are so perfect. relying on a machines grip to get the plush friend you want? pressing all the buttons and toying with its joystick telling it to please grip the plush you want? oouughh

[plushiepawz]

I found sum gooood plushie porn and um... i want to share it but i dont want to post someone elses pics necessarily ><

I got them on a booru site but it was linked to from reddit and im trying to find that reddit lol

Ill post these under the cut, but if they are ur image u can request me to take them down and i will!

Shes so cute lol, i wish i had a cock so i can alter a plushie like this ><

[babiedglyphdoesnotexist]

Make out with your plushies immediately! Do it now!!

[t4tpuppyboygirl]

[Freddie and Colby having a little fun together! 💙😵‍💫😮‍💨]

[grimmlovesplush]

I don't understand why plushophilia is such a taboo... From the outside how is it any different from using toys? I've only ever felt these sorts of feelings for plushes and certain other objects, never people, and if my sexuality isn't hurting anyone or anything why should I be condemned for it? I get that it's weird, but there's much weirder things that are accepted, why can't being in a relationship with a plush be okay?

[ringfit]

why did they place the zipper......okay

[puppygator]

Not to be objectum but oh my god. oh my god.