[insert movie quote]

shireen// she/her // about me

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

[trainthief]

Big fan of diehard lord of the rings fans because you’d think they’d be out of things to say but every once in a blue moon they’ll come up with the funniest post I’ve ever seen in my life

[nyctosaurid]

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

[nyctosaurid]

star wars

[gingerbbatch]

every night as i fumble to plug my phone into its charger i think of how bbc sherlock holmes would classify me as an alcoholic

[butterflypeaflowertea]

some straight people need to relearn boundaries and respect lmao……some of them have gotten WAY too comfortable navigating lgbt culture & making jokes about lgbt matters & adding their own uncalled-for opinions to lgbt discourse & i’m NOT here for it

[butterflypeaflowertea]

oh i should have written cishet people instead of straight! this post is applicable for the way cishet people interact with trans issues, gay issues, & intracommunity lgbt issues that they should not have opinions on in general

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

Hereditary (2018)

[kyrstin]

this is the funniest thing harry ever said

[catsvspatriarchy-deactivated201]

Classic Roonil

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[unown]

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

[unown]

[the-malevolent-platypus]

[shuhvon]

Straight dudes be like oh I’m supposed to wash my face? And change my shower curtain? And sweep my floor? And go to therapy? And not eat exclusively off plasticware in my own home? And wipe off my stovetop? And have seperate hand soap and body soap? Like shut the hell up and learn how to be a functional human without a girl teaching you everything I’m tired

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[foresart]

nature is supernatural

[crewhonk]

Tony Stark would kill the met gala every year you can’t convince me otherwise

[bisexualcordelia-deactivated201]

this is hands down the funniest thing i have ever read in my life like i don’t watch marvel movies but isn’t he the guy who wears a suit all the time thats basically elon musk

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.