Pat's Place

Could'a been Huber Guitarworks but that idea didn't pan out.

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NSFW: My favorite shirt! I live for this kind of fabric.

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Found yesterday at Wally-World. #ProtectAll protectall.com

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The Simpsons are back!

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Current project

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Captain Sleepy-o

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You're missing Bladerunner on HBO

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#fbf Gimme a Tab! Then go watch Fap to the Future on WoodRocket.com!

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Where do you find tab anymore?! LOL! #tab

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Every December when I was growing up, my dad would buy me one of those cheap chocolate advent calendars from the grocery store. It was one of my favorite things about Xmas and my reward for having to listen to the Xmas music that I hated but he loved so much.

This year, I got the adult version.

Day one: 25 year old scotch. I’ve never tasted whiskey this old. It’s gonna be a good December this year.

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This is even better than my German beer advent calendar!

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Hey batter, batter, batter!

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Guh!

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Hey batter, batter, batter!

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Run! It's attacking!

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The War On Christmas

Oh! I remember the days when we used to worship at Trinity Presbyterian in Tustin.  The Reverend, George Munzing, or the good Reverend, Bob something, would lead us in worship at Christmas time.  We'd pray to, and rejoice at, the Snowflake, the Reindeer, the Snowman, etc.,etc.  Aah, these wonderful memories!  I was particularly comforted when praying to the Holy Reindeer.  When it snorted in approval at my offerings?  Heart warming!  And Reverend George used to tell us, "Some day, in the distant future, we will all be able to worship at a national coffee chain.  We will all be able to hold these Holy images in our own hands as we suck down the warm brown beverage of our choice.  We will pray to the Holy images as we hold them close to our hearts. We will bask in the warmth of the Snowman. We will shine in the light of the Reindeer.  We will be enveloped by the Snowflake and be healed by it's Love. Uh, I mean His Love!"

But, NO!  Starbucks is only giving us a red cup this year!  Again, no mention of Jesus, or Christmas.  No "Happy Holidays!"  No "Joy to the World" one of the Holiest of sayings!  How are we to function if a national coffee chain is not providing us with our Holy images? Now we will have to go to our friends for comfort.  Our church.  Some other national chain that plasters Christmas all over their crap in September.  It's the end of the world as we know it.  Rapture is here!  TAKE US, SNOWMAN!  #Starbucks #waronchristmas #merrychristmas #boycott #nationaloutrage #getalifepeople #pullyourheadsout

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I can not wait until these are available! How fucking awesome is this?

@drivenbyboredom : Psyched to announce my collaboration with infamous bootleg toy designer @sucklord. Here’s the prototype of @heyitsaprilagain painted by @sammuno! More porn babe toys coming soon!

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Is the final going to look a little more like you?

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Pat's Place turned 6 today!