pauline-beatrice

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS? Emotional, this bitch a Leo.

[zonecassette]

[kansasjustgotgayer]

NO.

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[porterr-robinson]

[stachionalgeographic]

myspace but pronounced like versace

[babyanimalgifs]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”

[dinuguan]

‘til paul do us blart

[babyanimalgifs]

[missbuttercupifurnasty]

So freaking adorable

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[thebootydiaries]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thebootydiaries]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[thebootydiaries]

Women be like “childbirth hurts” lol ever tried asking out a female and the b word just wants to be friends? And then she dates the A Hole after friendzoning the good guy(me, if that isn’t clear)..? Grow up

[cheese24k]

[cocaineteas]

me posing for a pic:

[hakuteeth]

[frogmp3]

“Hozier liked”

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta