Paul McCartney

im the bassist for the beatles, y'know! i'm also a full time *model* because i won america's next top model (do NOT ask for proof of this, it was banned from the entire world bc i am too beautiful to lay eyes on)!!!! anyway im super fab and DON’T pluck my eyebrows or use mascara or wear hair extensions (particularly on my arms!) i’m 100000000000% natural y'know ;) i love hot sauce a billion times more than i love myself ok (that is a lot). i also kind of ❤ John Lennon, he is my writing partner and life partner

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are u still alive bro

are any of us

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Now the party don't start till paul walks in🎊🎉

minor correction: there is no party until paul walks in

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damn this blog is still active? bless up

bless up fam

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No Jane was right. George WAS better looking than you. John picked the wrong guy to have a crush on and this coming from a strait guy.

stfu i am not only the hottest beatle but also the hottest man to ever exist on this earth. scratch that, hottest living being to ever exist in the universe. thanks :)))))))

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bon frickin jour

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bonjour mes chiennes 😘

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what happened to ringo's facebook ;(

idk but he should come back so we can all roast him

i miss roast ringo mondays :(((((

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You are not a hottie Paul. there I said it to your face.-Ringo Starr.

say it to all my faces

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You are not a hottie. and that wasn't even funny.-Ringo Starr.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! try saying that to my face and see what happens

i’m waiting!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes but I got the model

what is this referring to

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You remind me of that Meghan Trainor song because John was all about that bASS no treble, and like a little more booty to hold at night, he should because you got all the right junk in all the right places 🎶

yeah john actually ghostwrote that song :)))))))))) dont tell!!!!!!

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I want to pour hot tea all over your face.-Ringo Starr.

why??? bc i am a hot-tea??????? get it

i am

a

hot

tea

hottie

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hot sauce is gross...just like you

u r officially banned from the internet

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in 2018 i promise to be the baddest bitch with the fattest fanny and the longest lashes

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I don't think George was ever better looking than you. Jane just had no taste at least John did should've stuck with him. Altho Idk about Cynthia tho she had some good taste too 😏

george is only the second most beautiful man to ever walk this earth. i am the first. no further questions

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I'll shave your hair off when your sleeping. and I don't have a big fat nose!-Ringo. P.S. your an ass.

ur nose might not be fat but it is frickin huge ringo and u know it. and yes, technically i am an ass bc my ass is big (no shame) and takes up like 50% of my body :))))))) just the way i like it

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hey Paul! be nice to me!-Ringo. or else!!!

or else what. what can u even do with that big ass nose in ur way at all times