Paulovarte

Mostly OCS and random stuff

[paulovarte]

Wow, this new tablet is amazing!! 😍😍 (Is a Huion kamvas if you ask, I totally recommend) I think I must introduce this character (OC) I have draw a thousand times. His name's Vasya Zaitsev, he's some kind of wizard, he have the power of creation and destruction. He's the youngest of a family of six, and has always been living at the shadow of his siblings. Because of this he's edge, asocial and problematic. He is very quarrelsome and is always involved in some other mess, even so, he never asks for help and if it is offered he rejects it. He can become very unbearable at times to the point of becoming obnoxious. Despite being hateful and detesting the human race, he would never hurt any other living being, and if you manage to earn his trust and affection, he will always protect you and be faithful to you, although he's only 15 years old. #art #digitalart #huion #huionkamvasgt191 #oc #myoc #newdraw #newpost #wizard #magician #magic #photoshop #photoshopcc #anime #animeboy #somedayI'llgetbetteratbackgroundsIpromise https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgzdTrgtsw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dlmxwn61q5ya

[paulovarte]

Alice in wonderland plus details ◾🔹 #alice #aliceinwonderland #aliciaenelpaisdelasmaravillas #catofcheshire #gatodecheshire #madhatter #sombreroloco #sombrereroloco #marchhare #liebredemarzo #space #espacio #acuarela #watercolor #lineart #newpost #newdraw https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo3cPGlhhaP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ojdnwc1qf5c4

[paulovarte]

Some male torso anatomy I did a while ago. I know is actually not accurate to reality, but hey! For someone who did it without any kind of reference but the memory it's actually pretty good :D https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUZSG6Bo7S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19ic81gm8jt98

[ichoseoddlydrawnmuffins]

i relate to this on a spiritual level.

[paulovarte]

Hey, guess who's back? Yeah, it's me, after a really long summer. Here you have a new drawing i have just finished, I'll post more eventually (if I remember though). Anyway, may I present to y'all Misha, one of my multiple ocs. I'll dig more into him later (also if I remember to), but by the moment, enjoy it. #newart #newdrawing #newpost #digitalart #art #arte #blue #bluegamma #blueshades #ice #icebaby #supernatural #notthetvshow #bluehairs #icepowers https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjSNxbhQuy/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16gokem1f1ekh

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[thesleepypencil]

I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”

[earthshaker1217]

APPROPRIATE!!

[lenaluthorforpresident-deactiva]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE SENSE

[iraffiruse]

[gracegisela]

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

[prussianmemes]

I hope everybody can enjoy the typical day at the Russian parliament

[paininmyassachusetts]

it looks like a classroom where the teacher’s left for a few minutes

[tictac9376]

@aph-danemark

[halloweencrypt]

[cinderteethe]

ENTER the gourd cave, give him tribute.

[tha--snazzle]

dis pumpy’s house

[scoobydoomistakes]

…I can’t help but assume that Scooby is making pterodactyl noises.

[scoobydoomistakes]

i still hear them in my head to this day

they call to me in the dead of night

[rossdraws]

Preview for tomorrow’s episode painting Lilo and Stitch!! First video back home and it’s turning out to be one of my favorites. Can’t wait to show ya! 🌊

[babyanimalgifs]

Beach day

[ask-hero-and-she]

How people see me:

Who I actually am:

[pikachupoblacional-deactivated2]

[sam-disk]

made this for reference

[darrencalvert]

Celebrating the 3rd anniversary of my mall kiosk Mario sweater fan art.