2018 – Become The Patron Saint Of Small Things
Archangel Gerry has an appropriately succinct message for 2018. Stop poking your snout into matters that don’t concern you. We all know that you are trying to make the world a better place for you and for me and the entire human race* but to the angels and saints you look like a watchmaker’s ignorant apprentice wielding a mallet over a tiny timepiece. You are making an absolute shite of everything you put your fist to. Please help by not helping.
Focus solely (soul-ly) on the folks (focus) ( hmmm... that folks-focus one is actually a bit annoying... maybe ignore it) who (you might actually need to go back and start reading this sentence again) may be (just skip the parts in brackets) closest to you (because I ruined the flow and the meaning of the sentence with all these interruptions) at the eventually upcoming day of (day off) (that was just me being silly) your death. If you can be but certain only of the presence of yourself, then that is where you ought to begin. Squint inwardly with all the love that you can muster. Be as real and as honest as you dare.
Does any of this matter? You matter. You are matter. You are the matter. You are your matter - the matter that matters to you. This is not selfishness. This is not narcissism. It is the beginning of the betterment of everything.
If you would like to purchase a print of this holy picture, which will in all likelihood bring you happiness and good fortune throughout 2018, then follow the following link - PLEASE HELP ME GERRY.
* ‘A better place for you and for me and the entire human race...’ is a quote from a Michael Jackson song called Heal The World.












