lazy days

Pauly William B. Machai. Hi, I'm a food addict.

[twxtiming-deactivated20161128]

You could nap.

[paulwblake-blog]

... can't nap, must stay awake.

[paulwblake-blog]

All I want to do is sleep.

[harrystylesdaily]

[zayncangetsome]

[rowlouhn]

If only I hadn’t been knocked out for the majority of the flight, I would have given you all my ideas and tips.

[paulwblake-blog]

No worries Rowan. I'm just glad you were not panicking throughout the whole flight.

[unfollowmeplsss]

Do you really want to know the answer to that question? Are you being serious? If they make out with you without getting to know you, it only means one thing and it’s not your amazing personality or how you seem to make them laugh no matter how much they try not to laugh or the little things that they want or like.

Yeah, and they might not feel the same way so you go and kiss someone else even though you’re fully aware that it will never be as good as kissing the person you actually have feelings for. Even if you’ve probably never kissed the person. Yeah…

[paulwblake-blog]

I guess not although you have sparked my curiosity. You are right as per usual.

Right., that does happen. Trying to move on from someone unattainable is way healthier than obsessing over an impossible romance. 

[rowlouhn]

I’m just full of those.

[paulwblake-blog]

I am impressed.

[unfollowmeplsss]

I’m guessing almost the same number as mine. Then what’s with the trying to talk and understand to French girls? They’re only hot when you don’t get what they’re saying. Once you do, you’d see how shallow they are which kills the vibe. And that’s why I’d go for Brits or Italians.

Yeah, but that’s too complex huh?

[paulwblake-blog]

How many guys have you done that with? Because I am trying to woo them despite the language barrier. I doubt that all of them are shallow.

It really is. You don't want to lose someone who understands you by trying to initiate a relationship. 

[rowlouhn]

You should carry around one of those cute pocket guides! That way you can just point to “date” and problem solved.

[paulwblake-blog]

Good idea.

[rowlouhn]

Do they not understand you or do you not understand them?

[paulwblake-blog]

I know a little French but not enough to speak it so they aren't understanding me and I am understanding a small portion of what they are saying.

[unfollowmeplsss]

You can just make out with them out of nowhere. I’m sure that’ll work out just fine. I mean, it did work on the others, right?

Or there’s that option of going for someone who understands you.

[paulwblake-blog]

How many people do you think I've made out with out of nowhere? Paul Blake turns on the charm and woos girls. 

There is that.

[rowlouhn]

You seemed to be doing fine before I passed out on the plane ride.

[paulwblake-blog]

Everything goes well up until I ask for their number.

[paulwblake-blog]

It is really hard to flirt with girls who don't speak the same language.

[umdiariodebordo]

[paulwblake-blog]

@pblakey: paris2013

[zaynjavadds]

[tyler--jay]

Clearly not as cool as us. Have anyone in mind?

[paulwblake-blog]

I don't know, kind of depends on who is willing.

[tyler--jay]

Who doesn’t?

[paulwblake-blog]

People who aren't as cool as us I suppose.