⋆·˚ ༘ * mars

the kingdom will fall for a song

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⋆·˚ ༘ * intro post

you can call me mars or kit!

i'm 20, from the uk

aroace spec, they/she/he

my main interests are hadestown, doctor who (modern, classic, eu, academy era) and les mis (book and musical)

other interests include operation mincemeat (musical), pjo, six idiots (horrible histories, bbc ghosts, bill), sweeney todd, yellowjackets, mischief theatre, wicked, six of crows

i like to read and go to the theatre and, when my executive dysfunction isn't too bad, to write and make mediocre tiktok edits

i'm autistic and have pretty bad social anxiety so if i struggle with interactions or come across as awkward that's why lol

not sure how active i'll be on here but we'll see

[free-my-girl-tourney]

I know it's been said in the comments before but it still needs to be said that the Thirteenth Doctor being a woman was literally blamed for "boys committing crimes" by the bloody government, like holy hell

yeah this was a real thing and it happened in parliament:

Female Doctor Who robs boys of role models, claims Tory MP

MP Nick Fletcher suggests boys are turning to crime because male characters tend to be criminals.

[kay-the-core]

HAM-FISTED BUN VENDOR

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relistened to my hadestown audio from march and i forgot how much desmonda was crying during promises omg

[astro-the-silly]

"this is my favorite character (singular)" i say as i show you a picture of like 8 guys 2 women 2 rotting corpses 1 robot from a shitty flash animation and☝️ a tooth

[alona-draws]

Tumblr made the gif so weirdly blurry and somehow improved it?? Wild times

Anyways I’ve seen the pro shot twice and I’m still foaming at the mouth about it

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did i mention i like les mis and hadestown

[lesmiserabelles]

how do you do it? how do you keep quiet when they are all so–

master: @theriddletrades

[tournamentpollsinc]

🎉WINNER 🎉

Couples Counseling Needed

Thoschei!!

[tigerr72]

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Every Named Character in the Les Misérables Musical Ranked by How Many Words They Sing (Solo)

disclaimers

this is based as closely as i can on the current west end production because that's my most familiar reference point

not sure if les amis/patron-minette's lines are sometimes distributed differently in different productions

most of the numbers themselves probably aren't accurate, but i think they're roughly right and the order probably is, especially for the principals

counted little cosette as the same character as grown up cosette

dubiously included the bishop as a named character even though his name is not mentioned in the musical or anything associated with it

24. CLAQUESOUS: 3 words

23. FAUCHELEVENT: 11 words

22. LESGLES: 17 words

21. MONTPARNASSE: 19 words

20. BRUJON: 22 words

19. BABET: 26 words

18. JEAN PROUVAIRE: 37 words

17. JOLY: 56 words

16. COMBEFERRE: 69 words

15. COURFEYRAC: 72 words

14. FEUILLY: 86 words

13. GRANTAIRE: 140 words

12. THE BISHOP: 152 words

11. BAMATABOIS: 160 words

10. GAVROCHE: 264 words

9. MADAME THÉNARDIER: 399 words

8. COSETTE: 547 words

7. FANTINE: 659 words

6. ENJOLRAS: 765 words

5. ÉPONINE: 840 words

4. THÉNARDIER: 1054 words

3. MARIUS: 1118 words

2. JAVERT: 1468 words

1. JEAN VALJEAN: 2605 words

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rough stage time numbers, if anyone wanted to compare:

(don't take the exact numbers to be completely accurate, I worked them out myself with a bootleg and a stopwatch. not including ensemble doubling.)

LITTLE COSETTE: ~8 mins

GROWN-UP COSETTE: ~21 mins

MADAME THÉNARDIER: ~22 mins

MONSIEUR THÉNARDIER: ~26 mins

FANTINE: ~27 mins

ÉPONINE: ~30 mins

JAVERT: ~31 mins

ENJOLRAS: ~36 mins

MARIUS: ~64 mins

JEAN VALJEAN: ~71 mins

(bootleg i used was around 156 minutes performance time in total)

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[sgminer21]

I also really like doccy who btw

[therealrosetylerr]

[ausergentdewaterloo]

ok hi guys this is not my usual coloring style. o2 tried a little something new! this is my courfius slop Day 1. Happy courfius everyone

[skelligaladan]

Silly post .... I was in need of a T-shirt to make a statement at work and this thing came to life xD Internet enjoy !

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taissa turner as broadway eurydice!??