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dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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almost home

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Painter: rist626 on Twitter
Translator: me
(Posted with the artists's permission 💛)
"what games are you playing, hylian?"
((random ganlink moment in my head. honestly for me the more toxic ganlink is, the better, I just imagined an AU where Link learns of his reincarnations and rather than continuing the constant cycle set in for him, he decided to just screw around and see the world burn alongside ganondorf just for the sake of choosing his own destiny))
Oh daaaaaamn, banger Au not gonna lie.
This scene made my mind go:
And also:
AHAHAHAHAHAAH sorry.
I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."
following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated
Thoughts, in approximate order:
You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.
Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.
"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.
...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.
Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes
Genuine question:
Could coyotes be domesticated, sometime down the line? I know there are animals like bears that could never be, but coyotes seem close enough to dogs for it to work in many many many many generations.
Or is there something about coyotes that would make that impossible.
The Hare Indian Dog is a now-extinct canine that is strongly suspected to have been a domesticated coyote or coyote-dog hybrid that was bred by the Sahtu people of far northern Canada. The breed went into decline with the displacement and genocide of the Sahtu and other indigenous people of the area, and they could not keep as many of their dogs in the reservations, so the breed eventually comingled back into Newfoundland and Canadian Inuit Dogs. We don't have any preserved specimens to do any genetic testing on, so far as I know.
Could Coyotes be domesticated again? Yes and No.
Yes: They're REALLY closely related and already frequently interbreed with domestic dogs and are in a similar ecological position to the proto-dogs: comfortable living in and around human settlements, especially garbage dumps. Biologically, it's a VERY short hop (possibly as few as 2 or 3 mutations) to domestication for them.
No: The actual practicality of domesticating coyotes is negligible. Humans domesticated dogs in the first place because partially because we needed help with hunting, but probably mostly because we had fuck-all else to do for fun back then. In the modern age of readily available livestock and needing to monetize EVERYTHING or suffer for it, there isn't really much need or interest in domesticating coyotes. It'd take a large canine farming facility, similar to the fox farms of the early 1900's, multiple generations of careful genetic testing and manipulation, and would be goddamn impossible to zone or get insurance for.
The re-domestication of Cheetahs has a slightly better shot because there is a genuine need for LOTS of them as an ecological keystone species and there's decent odds of finding some rich idiots to back that project so they can have The Coolest Pet Cat.
If for some reason there became a widespread need for hunting dogs again, like say, the total collapse of society ala Cinematic Zombie Apocalypse, people would probably stick to domestic dogs, but there would be a lot of cross-breeding with coyotes FAST, especially in the USA Southwest. It's something I'd love to see a post-apocalyptic fiction author explore. That and what happens when various zoo animals eventually break out/are broken out of their enclosures and start populating new habitats. Elephants would be worth their weight in gold in a society with no more functioning bulldozers.
I been playing BOTW
Shang Qinghua, absentmindedly: Shen Qingqiu has been really busy lately, so I’m not surprised he’s been going down to the brothels, he’s not exactly comfortable sleeping around men or within the sect.
Yue Qingyuan, internally: of course, Xiao Jiu has had a really rough time within the Qiu household, of course he would no longer trust men after what he went through with Qiu Jianluo :(
Every other peak lord, who’s only info that they could piece together is that YQY plays favouritism towards him, has more power over him, knew him when he was a lot younger, and is a few years older then him: HOLY SHIT YUE QINGYUAN HAS BEEN GROOMING SHEN QINGQIU.
this is how those who don't need power bracelets to move a pot live
Some more Skyward Sword Zonai AU doodles!
The struggle with Skyloft is that it’s so colorful, yet the Zonai architecture of TOTK is all white marble. But! Stone is a lot more durable than, say, paint and fabrics, so it could be that a lot like Ancient Rome and Greece, Zonai architecture was once incredibly colorful! There is even a little evidence for this in the BOTW exclusive Zonai ruins, as the rock there appears to have red, white, blue, and yellow tinted rocks interspersed with the green.
However, since Skyloft is only an island, its inhabitance would not be able to mine for more Zoanite to make new contraptions. Hence, construct Scrapper not working anymore, the jewelry being made of wood and not zoanite, and the slow decline of the island over time necessitating the return to the surface.
Well happy pride month to this anon and the terrible pun
Possibly the first time I draw wolf Link?
I've been thinking about how Epona's only response to Wolf Link is always "please turn human again". She's DESPERATE.
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'you're a monster' he says to literally the sweetest version of link
Random Svsss shitpost :3
PL SQQ who was cursed (in some way, can’t decide if he’s asleep or something else) so the other PLs are looking for someone to heal him and then they meet witch duo SY & XF who are a bunch of fuckasses just doing shit and the PLs are constantly teetering between “They can help” and “They’re incompetent”
They keep wandering around so they’re kinda hard to stumble upon
XF & SY arguing so SY turns him into a hamster
LQG who stumbled upon them: !
XF reversing the spell and turning SY into a cat, only for SY to reverse the spell and start chasing XF around with his wand
LQG: they must be good at breaking curses! Let me go ask MQF about the nature of the curse
(Later)
XF: Dude, I lost my wand
SY: oh, I have a spell book that has a spell on automatically finding things but I can’t remember where I put it.
XF casting a spell without his wand: Oh I know a locating spell I’ll use that
SY: Okay
(The book floating over to them)
SY: Okay so—
LQG who brought YQY with him to look for the duo at the sect leaders request: …
YQY: Shidi, are you sure these two are capable enough?
And it’s so funny because things like this keep happening until SY and XF finally are brought to see SQQ and they’re like “oh this is child’s play” and immediately dispelling it except they send it back to its sender (HHP) and accidentally declared war on HHP somehow and now kinda reside on CQM while the sect figures out how to go about it
Have seen a whole lot of this talked about but I've been playing a lot of Hyrule Warriors lately and it got me thinking about the short amount of time Warriors was on skyloft. Just like his own soldiers and everyone else in the War, Warriors probably spent a lot of time with the current knights of Skyloft. He probably got really close to some of them too while he was there.
And ya know who was probably one of those knights?
Sky's dad
Cue my new headcannon that Warriors actually knew Sky's dad from the war. And after it's all over, PapaSky goes back home to his pregnant wife, deciding to name his child after the Hero he just fought alongside in hopes that his kid will grow up to be just as kind and courageous as that Captain.
(or the tragic route in which PapaSky dies in battle and Warriors has to be the one to tell his pregnant wife the news. Eitherway, Sky is named after Warriors and no one knows)
Hyrule rescued Dawn!
One of my favorite hcs ever is that nobody knows where the Links' bodies are after their death.
I like to think that during their adventure, they agreed on being on the same graveyard (the royal graveyard). And they do have tombs in there, but they're symbolic. Their bones are not there.
All the heroes' families are also there and of course, all the Zeldas too, but not the Links. They are wanderers and they keep wandering even after death.
Where are they? Who knows. Historians have found bones on the roads and dangerous places, but they could also be from unfortunate travellers. After all, the hero soul is free, how a tomb would tie him to a place? And it would be foolish to try to trap and contain the hero.