With Reckless Abandon

Michael - CA - Music Major - Libertarian Socialist

[melonmemes]

[geniusoflove]

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

[scary-numbers]

causing a ruckus

[kalichnikov]

Ambient on main

[kalichnikov]

[ampervadasz]

[pacificrim-archive]

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

[paxamericana]

[wordcubed]

Answer me this atheists

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

[enye-word]

bruh that was your landlord

[aeonlamb]

tumblr predictions for the final quarter of 2018:

tumblr witches cast a hex on the overwatch devs for “appropriating pagan culture” with whatever the halloween skins are gonna be

out of context screenshots of scooby doo become a really big meme one week for some reason, especially anything with scrappy doo

trilllizard deletes. he says it’s because he’s matured and grown tired of tumblr, but we all know the real reason

the mobile app develops a new glitch where posts meant for a sideblog occasionally also post to the primary blog if your phone lags and you spam the button too much. chaos ensues

reylo fans try to launch a con. they don’t call it reylo con, but because that’s the only people posting about it, everyone calls it reylo con. antis are banned of course. so is anyone else with a sense of dignity. it never happens and the organizers run off with the $72,000 in crowd-funded money

warriormale comes back to announce he’s started his own training program, which becomes wildly successful

mcdonalds announces the limited edition fortnite burger, which leads to a repeat of the szechuan sauce fiasco

[hhalsprite]

and

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

and that is without even mentioning how:

• using the hide of a (bred for meat) carcass is less wasteful

• sheep need to be sheared or they are at risk of a long and distressing death due to heatstroke

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

*someone posts a picture*

*someone else reblogs it and adds the same picture*

me: *sweating, frantically searching the second picture for lucky luciano,*

[galaxy-lilies]

[memewhore]

[golfgalaxy]

[nautilusing]

this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it

[burgrs]

can literally feel my stats double when i put on a nice sweater

[djo-time]

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

[djo-time]

[officialcharlemagne]