UGHHHH

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

[onlytwitterpics]

[miniwixoide]

omg…

[jusky]

[userobiwan]

okay but elle woods though

had a 4.0 as an undergrad

got a 179 on her LSATs when a 180 is a perfect score

got into HARVARD LAW SCHOOL which is one of the most prestigious law schools in the country

after she’s humiliated by several professors and peers alike instead of quitting elle makes up her mind that she is going to kick law school’s ass

refused to reveal a secret told to her in confidence even though it would have advanced her career 

is an amazing friend who not only helps her friend get her dog back from her deadbeat ex, but she also helps her friend meet a new man 

instead of competing with her ex’s new girl friend the two of them eventually become best friends and ditch the jerk together

even after following her ex to harvard in an attempt to win him back, elle realizes that he’s a jerk and she’s so much better than him

turns down said jerk when he comes crawling back

wins her first trial using not only ingenious deductive reasoning and her knowledge of fashion and proves that she is not a helpless “dumb blonde”

elle woods though

[l-homme-que-je-suis-blog]

[maryjosez]

[micdotcom]

Watch: The “pink tax” is secretly costing women thousands — and not just at the drug store

[peace--and--tranquility]

Yooooooooooo

[creativelycultivated]

Women pay more for products. Men pay more for clothing.

[respect-thetrillogy]

Do men really pay more for clothes?

[creativelycultivated]

Yea, seriously. Shirts, sneakers, jeans, socks…etc. Ask your male friends how much they pay for a pair of descent jeans. It’ll blow your mind. 

[xiki-muffin]

At least their pants have fucking pockets tho

[rodimeme]

“Men pay more for clothing.”

(Target)

Are you sure?

Are you

(Walmart)

ABSOLUTELY SURE??

BECAUSE I’M NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED

LIKE AT ALL

THAT MEN HAVE IT HARDER

(Victoria’s Secret)

OH AND SHOULD I BRING UP PANTIES WHILE I’M AT IT? I am a firm believer of the “fuck you, I’ll wear briefs that don’t give me a wedgie, I don’t care if they’re not sexy” policy, but a lot of women are expected to wear panties and thongs because GASP WOMEN MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AT ALL TIMES. Here’s a screenshot of some Victoria’s secret panties!

Wow. It’s almost as if there’s a pattern here.

Women are expected to buy more clothing, and literally all of it is more expensive, so screw all of you.

[plant-ghoul]

*HAMMERS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[56blogsstillcrazy]

SO DOPE

[protectblkwomen]

🙌🏾😊

[jairavin23]

Super dope ! 🙌🏾

[pinkizlife]

Crazy thing is Black ppl, we always lit like this…..yall just cant see past our skin

[dynastylnoire]

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[spoonmeb]

i live for white people accidentally inviting black people to shit and black people making it 10x better. 

[vazerick-deactivated20260311]

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

[theinsanerobin]

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

[steelrosesandburntwings-deactiv]

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

[sailor-moonn-deactivated2015010]

[muppetsational]

I totally believe this to be true.

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

[forrpetessake-deactivated202503]

when someone asks why you unfollowed them

[evaunit08]

theres so much you can do with avocados tho 

[iamtallandthin]

[cashcutie]

[socialismartnature]

[void-dance]

A rare encounter of a baby gorilla and a chimpanzee examining leaves at the Evaro Gorilla Orphanage in Gabon. 

Photo Credit & Copyright: National Geographic / Michael Poliza

[frumpyboyjuicebar-deactivated20]

They’re gonna unite and kill us all

[anchorbabyvevo-deactivated20160]

I thought they were lighting a J

[sexyblackmens]

[fuckitthispic]

My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy 

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my… woman-ness. It’s a little boy that ain’t a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.”

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

A friend of mine just sent me this

[cineopath]

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011), dir. by Lynne Ramsay