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[whitepeopletwitter]

[definitely-correct-bighit-stuff]

Taehyung: *points gun at Yoongi*

Taehyung: Stop what you're doing and don't move!

Yoongi: Wait, what did I do-

Taehyung: Don't talk! Put your hands in the air!

Yoongi: ... *Does as he's told*

Taehyung: *hugs him*

Yoongi:

Yoongi: Not fair.

[poshtae]

LOOK AT THIS FLAWLESS TRANSITION!!!

[lumine101]

Keith: what are you doing?

Lance: [standing on a chair] i live here you know i can stand wherever i want thank you very much

Keith:

Keith: where’s the spider

Lance: it’s under the table please get it for me please

[greyerwardens]

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

[respirdal]

[clementine-kesh]

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[twitblr]

Not much focus on rehabilitation

[obi-wann-cannoli]

This seems like a good time to mention the Prisoners Literature Project and Inside Books Project. Both of these organizations send free books to incarcerated people, and are always looking for donations - both books and money -and volunteers! (Prisoners literature project sends books everywhere but Texas - Inside Books project is just Texas).

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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

[arawol]

tag by @ilthit

[thebigqueer]

i love the big three kids they all look terrifying as shit. People wondering why Nico looks like he’s about to murder someone while he cleans dishes but really he’s thinking about what kind of prank to play on the Stolls. Percy cleaning his sword while thinking about how he finally beat Annabeth at Mario kart and a poor demigod is terrified why he has such a sinister smile on his face. Hazel thinking about her favorite flowers while she casually bends a bar of gold and everyone wonders what kind of god gave her that strength and how to stay on her good side. They all have resting bitch faces and I am in love w that

[bogleech]

[averagefairy]

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

[eufonius]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[skellizo]

Everyone:

[freeshavacado]

[robohintz]

So true-