Hi everybody- men and women, boys and girls, humans of any types, and also Kenny;
My name is Eric, Eric Cartman
I am a Jewish Orthodox Rabbi
i am a man
i am married with three children
ask my questions and I shall answer :)
not you though Kenny, don't ask me any of your smartass science-y questions. I don't want any of that witchcraft near me.
[OOC: MOD MESSAGE + HEADCANONS BELOW CUT- WARNING FOR COLOR/FONT SENSITIVITY: bright color, font altering occasionally (but noticeably) between bold/italic and normal to express and/or highlight certain things like topics/words and headers. the color doesn't change from pink except to purple for links, but if you are color/font/photosensitive, please proceed with caution]
Headcannons:
-He fucks with Kyle (PC) by constantly being incorrect about jewish culture and religion
-hes a god at gay chicken
-him and his wife are happily in love
ooc: hi, I'm the mod- just here to say a few things. before I start, warning for 'overuse' of tone tags.(/gen/info)
------
rare tone tags key:
/nmdjs = not mad, just saying
/nmjs = not mean, just saying
/wrn = warning
/boun = boundary/hard limit
/pref = preference/soft limit
/odms = open dms
/th(n) or /lhth = threat (not/non)/lighthearted threat/not-serious threat
carrd for unusual tone tags coming soon! ITS HERE!!! vvvv
unusual/rare tone indicators/tags list [carrd]
------
first, just some housekeeping:
------
I don't agree with anything he says or stands for- post Covid or otherwise. there will be some talk of current events in a way that aligns with the character's extremist beliefs. believe me when I say, this is all satire and isn't a reflection of me (the mod) as a person or my beliefs, as well as that of any of the other officalverse accounts I run. (they will be tagged at the bottom)/srs/nm/gen/info
if I get anything incorrect in regards to the Jewish faith, culture, or that of any other groups, please don't be so nice as to go out of your way to try to correct me if you don't want to argue with the character about it. I promise the mistakes are on purpose to be as satirical and politically/morally/socially incorrect as possible./wrn/info/gen/srs/nm
The dni list for this account overall (mod AND rp) is the basic dni criteria, but moreso people who align with these topics than the topics themselves. anyone being genuine about it is a dni, but it is South Park, so dark humor and jokes are not only fine, but expected. if I see a joke I disagree with, I wont interact with it; that's that. I will not, however, stand for any genuine bullying or bigotry and it will be blocked. /info/srs/boun/gen/silly
------
personal mod stuff :)
------
mod's pronouns are he/him, im a cis male, but I understand if some people don't read intros and use they/them or even she/her for me as I do understand the maj. of this community (officalverse and South Park) is afab/femid/androgid. dont feel the need to correct anyone, if I am uncomfortable with how they are addressing me then I will say such./gen/srs/nmdjs/info/pref
my personal account will stay private, but I run other offical accs which will be tagged at the bottom. if you want to rp 1/1, my dms are open to the public and if you ask for my discord, id be happy to share it./gen/info/odms
mod is a minor (17yrs), so outside of my public post-covid acc, I don't rp 18+ characters other than this one- that means no 1/1 rps with adult characters or s3xual themes; in dms, or on discord. I realize that this is an adult show with s3xual stuff in it, but kids are almost never willing participants in it, therefore I will not use them fanonically in such a way./srs/geninfo/nsar/nmdjs
------
DNI/BMF!!!
------
mod's dni list is basic dni criteria, so if you dont align with any of that and we have some common interests, send an ask with your acc or dm me and bmf!!/gen/srs/lh/th(n)/sillysrs
theartofmadeline
stormborns
discoholicmusic
origamiaround
gummygunk
dailybridgerton
germansingergirl
andulkaphoto
yousharknotpass
jacobvanloon