Be Careful What You Wish For

Welcome one and all to the home of the sorcerer. There are precious few people with the power to cause the entire world to come together, so of course I've been watching. Consider it me protecting my investments. Now, listen, and listen well. I'm in the business of making deals, and I'm willing to hear you out. Just remember: I'll always ask for something in return; sort of a quid pro quo. Here, you'll be able to make deals with the devil himself, and see the consequences of others' actions. Just remember: I'll be watching.

[beyond-little-infinities]

“What happens if I kill somebody? I do not know how much longer I can control this.”

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

“Eat a small snack and wait it out. Things will be righted soon enough.”

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

Hey, sorcerer? I heard your apprentice had an issue with magic. Does she need me to show her a thing or two?

She’s quite fine, thank you. Do you need to be shown a thing or two?

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

Well, I’m back now. Back, and better than ever! Is everyone okay?

[beyond-little-infinities]

“But you all are the reason? NEW diet? I don’t have a diet at all. I haven’t eaten anything in days. Everything is repulsive. The only thing I have wanted to eat…I can’t even talk about it.”

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

“Well, you must reconcile that for yourself.I would not blame her, and I would not blame me. This was a mere accident, and I am working to fix it.”

[beyond-little-infinities]

Wait….did you….well her…do this to us?

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

“Not on purpose. Are you not enjoying your new...diet?”

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

Now, I realize you might have some problems. Please, direct them to me, not at my Apprentice...

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

In the center of town, the booths appeared seemingly out of nowhere. There was a slight twinkle of light, and then there they were. Some of them held small wares--knick-nacks and what-nots, all with signs that said “free” in cute script letters. Others of them had foods or drinks: ciders, hot chocolate, tea, coffee, doughnuts, cookies, hot dogs, sandwiches, and soups. On one end, near the fountain, was a small fire, around which a quintet of stringed instruments played themselves, bows moving as if pulled by invisible strings. On the other end of the boots, another small fire burned. Near that end, there was a large banner that read “For Eoin--happy holidays! Enjoy your festival. ~The Apprentice”

@princeeoin

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

Hmm, this doesn’t seem festive enough. Oh! I know. Let’s do this. Send me a wish and I’ll try to grant it.

[princeeoin]

“Great! Well… I’d need a few things, a few shopping stalls, lots of food and drink… a bonfire or two, and some entertainment… Doable?” he asked.

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

“I’ll do what I can.”

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

I wish for a Christmas Market!

I’ll see what I can do.

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

"I was thinking we have a big winter festival, folks would love it! Wanna help me out?"

Of course! What can I do to help?

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

Hmm, this doesn’t seem festive enough. Oh! I know. Let’s do this. Send me a wish and I’ll try to grant it.

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

I'll talk to you, love. What do you want to discuss?

Oooooh, something fun. Or interesting. What sorts of fun, interesting things do you know?

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

I’m bored. Won’t someone come talk to me, pretty please? I don’t bite, I promise.

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

I heard you're a bit of a dealer in gossip. Do you have any clue where the rest of my brothers are?

Hmm, well, I think I know where Aaron is, but you found him already, didn’t you? I haven’t seen Ariel in a while but I’m sure he’s around here somewhere. As for the others, I’m afraid not. Maybe someone else knows?

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

Is it just me or has Elias fallen of the deep end? (We knew you wanted to Let it go, but maybe you Let it go too far) From King to ditching meetings in one fell swoop? Methinks this isn't going to end well.

Oh, don’t worry. The Sorcerer may seem like a real Grumpy Cat, but he wouldn’t let anything too bad happen to him. At least, I don’t think...

[literature-and-intrigue-blog]

“…. Creepy men who try to make people think magic is real and feels threatened when they don’t?”

[pcrpg-sorcerer]

“ I’m not threatened by your beliefs. You can choose to deny my existence if you want. I won’t even interfere with your ignorance unless you give me permission. But, if you’re going to continue to argue with anything I say, then I’d prefer to bang my head against a wall in my study. At least, then, I might make a dent. “