[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[filmchrist]

[fvckpvssy]

Shop at www.newfrog.com for cheap stuff !!

[dracoharry]

#me on my deathbed #but with tumblr

[asieybarbie]

Dez gets up extra early to cook a morning meal for Toree, just as a small way to show her appreciation! ♥

[candiikismet]

I always live when I see this. So adorable! 😍😍😍❤️

[bando--grand-scamyon]

OH MY GODDDD

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

my middle name is sensitive

[babyboy-dre]

Longs term effects of emotional abuse:

• a distrust in your perceptions

• a tendency to be fearful or on guard

• self-consciousness or fear of how you are coming across

• an inability to be spontaneous

• a distrust of people and in future relationships

• anger that bursts out unexpectedly

• sensitivity to anyone trying to control you

• the feeling of anxiety when someone lets you decide

• withdrawal from social interactions

• unexplainable feelings of shame/guilt

• unusual weight gain/loss

• changes in appetite

• unexplained anxiety or depression states

• self destructive behavior

• isolation from friends/family

• substance abuse

[angry-healers]

"You don't pay my sub" says the tank when I ask him to use cooldowns. The machinist then says "But I do. Now do what the healer asked" and I almost died laughing. Turns out the MCH was the tank's wife.

[wow-confessions]

Reblogging because I only have a cell phone currently and this was damned hilarious.

[r-o-c-k-a-b-i-l-l-y]

[ruinedchildhood]

What the hell, South Carolina?

[chrissongzzz]

[imani-qiana]

A goal for love

[notlikethemoviess]

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

[fionagoddess]

[americanfrontier]

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[markv5]

Мортал комбат….

[skarchomp]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone