death & taxes

i'm kat, i'm 22, and i teach middle school social studies. i am disabled. i like pugs and history. (this is a personal blog but there's lots of teaching/education involved!)

[americanfrontier]

i finally found a good high-waisted bathing suit bottom thank u target plus-size section it fits perfectly

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Guy Fieri is like the human equivalent of All Star by Smash Mouth

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jesus fucking christ

[kumagawa]

when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book 

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I’m

[melisica]

Jared Tyler

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS

THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE FOOD EVER. SOMETIMES I GO DOWN BY THE HARBOUR AND EAT THEM AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOUR. THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF COLOURS AND THERE’S A HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THEM. BET YOU AMERICANS ARE PRETTY JEALOUS HUH

[balile]

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Did I show you all these pics of Rudolph

[americanfrontier]

look at my sweet baby 

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Regarding the movie "The Rabbi's Cat", do you think the cat should be allowed a bar mitzvah?

(a CAT mitzvah!)

Well, of course, we do have precedent for allowing small furry things bar mitzvahs, albeit in the form of a joke.

There was once a shul on the outskirts of Kiev overrun with mice, who ruined food and soiled seferim and kept the congregation at home out of disgust. The rabbi wrote to his cousin in Odessa to ask how to make sure the mice would leave and not return, and the cousin wrote back- ‘Bar mitzvah them, and they’ll only come back for Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur!’ (There’s also a very.. Soviet version of this joke where he puts up a sign reading ‘COLLECTIVE FARM’ and the mice run away in a panic.) So if a mouse can be allowed a bar mitzvah, (and presumably they aren’t nearly as observant or diligent as the rabbi’s cat), why not a cat?

[david]

Will you get the tumblr icon of the 't' changed to something that looks good?

FUCK YOU

[americanfrontier]

the tip/under part of my nose has been really dry the past two days and i don’t know why!!! i’m using my eczema face wash and moisturizer like normal and idk whats going on :( :( :( help pls

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JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

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when ur the substitute teacher for a class of 80,000 screaming girls

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[queenofsabah]

I hate this

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