Peakknight

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[peakknight]

Me? (idk what im doing i write and stuff}

Hi! I'm peakknight i like pokemon, kirby, splatoon, bayonetta, hsr, afk journey, bloons, silksong, hollow knight(my name comes from the pure vessel), music (i play a few instruments), beyonce, beabadoobee, mitski, doechii, laufey, red velvet, newjeans/njz, xlov, katseye, and so much more! I write and nearly every thing I write is self-indulgent (and probably extremely smutty) and a bit short! I'm posting them here incase anyone else likes them and I probably will be remaking this later! Probably mostly male reader but sometimes i will do gn! if I feel like i didn't need to put in male pronouns for the reader. Ofc minors dni bc smut and be kind/have empathy and dont be some weirdos. Everything I write all characters are 18+ ty!

[byjove]

dog owners: She is a first generation merle doodle! She cost $6,000 and I had to drive 3 states over to pick her up!

cat owners: this thing entered my house and refused to leave

[theconcealedweapon]

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[orbitingrook]

[whirlipedal]

does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?

edit: kind of ironic i didn't think about it considering i'm transmasc myself but free the nipple applies to nonwomen with boobs too

double edit: stop tagging this as "#free the nip nops". they're nipples. nipples on boobs. be mature about this

[itmeblog]

So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?

And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME

TWO THOUSAND AND ONE

[peakknight]

Jock!char

childhood bestfriends ig idk brah I'm like half asleep when I wrote this whole thing and it might get a full smut pt 2 but I kinda just remembered I have an essay I have to finish so...

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You and Matt were childhood best friends, down to kindergarten. You two went to the same college because of eachother, and even if you didn't like all of the same things, your bond was still like a chain.

You now lived in the same city, working completely different jobs and opposite lives but still cutting out time for eachother. You were a superstar, he was a bodybuilder. Both of you were famous. But you were young, still in college, so semi-celebrities at most. 

"can I ask you a dumb question?" Matt texted you one day. Was that the dumb question, obviously he can.

"dumb questions don't exist, ofc!" You text back in the same minute.

"k, I really like this girl and we've gotten quite far so I wanted to ask you if I could send a pic to see if it looks good? it's a nude." Well atleast he asked instead of just sending it, but you didn't mind necessarily.

"sure" You text back as you slip away from your work for a second to use the bathroom.

He sends a picture. You slip into a stall and look at it. It's his perfectly toned body, from the back in the mirror, and plump ass. Obviously it looks good. He's a bodybuilder, handsome, dark brown skin, Any picture ever with him in it looks good. 

"oh yeah bro you look perfect. only thing missing is my dick inbetween those cheeks. jokes aside you always look good, don't doubt yourself." 

You jokingly flirt with your text, but you barely mean anything with it. You've been friends since basically the womb, you've slept in his house as much as he has.

"stoo being a freak on my phone bro, but ty"

You smiled and put your phone back into your pocket, walking out the bathroom and back to work. 

Finally home, a short day since most of the recording was done anyways. Barely even 3pm. You jumped into the shower, and stayed in your towel. You lived alone who could stop you?

As you sit on your couch your doorbell rings and Matt with your spare key walks in. But you don't move, waving him a hi. He's seen you shirtless before, even naked a few times. This doesn't matter.

"Hey" Matt says as he puts down his bag and sits next to you, he's probably staying over tonight which you don't mind. He might aswell live here. 

"Yo, how are ya?" You respond, shaking his hand before you give it a gentlemanly kiss.

A small blush forms on his face whenever you do that and he tries to hide it but you've noticed it every time.

"I'm good, she liked the pic." He says as he stretches a bit. You sling you arm over his shoulders and pull him in closer, as he leans in more. 

"Of course she did you handsome motherfucker. You're the hottest bodybuilder fucking ever." You gently pat his shoulder. You're taller and more bulky than he is but he is impossibly toned, a champion at competitions aswell. 

He smiles and doesn't speak but clearly appreciates it. 

"Hey uhm… dude?" Matt says a bit shyly. He's never been shy around you before, did something happen?

"Yeah dude? Are you okay?" You're instantly worried.

"Yeah I'm fine it's just… you flirt with me a lot. And I kinda like it, like actually." He doesn't know how you'll react clearly but atleast he's direct. 

You look down at him and softly press a kiss to his cheek. "You know I do flirt a lot jokingly but I never lie, you're the most handsome guy I've ever met."

He blushes and leans in deeper. But seems to realize something and blush harder, it doesn't show on his dark skin but the way he bites his lip you can obviously tell.

"Something else bothering you? You can call me your boyfriend if you want, just cut off that girl first." You say softly and he nods. 

"Don't even worry, I'd chose you over anyone. But it's not that… you said you never lied right? So about that picture…" Ohh, duh. 

"You want to take me up on my offer? I thought you were straight dude." He shoves his face into your chest to dodge your eyes.

"Well… I thought I was too, but you're so… everything. I always liked women and never men but I can make one exception right?"

He moves onto your lap and sits down while facing you. 

You softly kiss him on the lips, repeatedly. His mouth was warm, and he tasted good. You put your hands on his waist, before slowly helping him take off his shirt. 

Your hands explored his body closely, you've touched his mucles before but now it feels like you have all the time in the world and never want to let go. Reaching up on his back your fingers felt the expanse of his shoulders as he flexed for you. Then you reached around and felt his rock hard pecs, your fingers brushing over his nipples making him gasp softly. 

He buried his head in your neck, softly kissing you, feeling you up and down aswell. But you could tell he was getting impatient. 

You helped him take off his shorts, him already wearing a jock strap under. 

"Didn't know you were a slut, you were probably thinking about this exact moment when you got ready to come over here huh?" 

"shut up" His voice was shaky, so yeah you were right. He grinded his hips down on you, and you met his hips with yours. Softly bucking up into him, shaking his entire body with each thrust. 

You easily removed your towel, letting him sit right on your bare lap. You were huge, atleast 10 inches, and he wasn't ready, but you had all night.

[oldmanpounder]

Man, this week has just been going through the trenches...

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[coolnessgraphed]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower

anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.

THEY ARE ALL BOTS. at first it was “ao3 is deleting fics and your entire account will be affected unless you delete the fics yourself” then it was “this work contains contents that are illegal and they have already reported you and your fic to the police” (yes, that’s how desperate these bots are), and now it’s this.

report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)

MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE

[luna-azzurra]

FACIAL MICRO EXPRESSIONS FOR WRITERS <3

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[peakknight]

Dinner with Him

My little contribution to dispatch fans (Phenomamech) Maybe I'll do Flambae x Robert too. Also it devolves from dinner extremely quickly into being freaky. creampie, and Phenomaman has alien genitalia (pussy that also has tentacles) 1472 words!

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Robert types on his phone, still talking to Invisigal.

"Well, you wouldn't miss popcorn so much if you know… you didn't sneak in for once. Just some food for thought. Anyways I gotta go, have fun!" He says as he responds.

"Yeah okay, see ya fucker." Invisigal rolls her eyes and kicks her feet up on the empty chair in front of her.

[Sorry but I have plans already, but I'm sure you can find a way to have fun without me.] 

"Sorry Blazer," Robert mutters to himself as he gets his some of his stuff and walks out the building. He drives to this rundown bar near his house and parks. 

"Hm, 7:01, almost on the dot."

Robert walks into the bar, bumping his head into Phenomaman's chest as he walks out.

"Oh, hey big guy, where are you going?"

"Oh, hello Robert Robertson. I was starting to get the idea that you were playing a joke on me and you were not going to show up."

"Sorry, I'll be more early next time I promise."

"Are you sure there will be a next time?" 

"I'm sure." 

Robert takes Phenomaman's hand, walking back into the bar with him. He is a bit shocked by the hand holding but he doesn't pull away. 

Getting to the bar Robert pulls out a seat for Phenomaman and let's him sit down before sitting down next to him.

"Hey, feeling any better?"

"Not exemplary yet, sometimes it feels like I will never love anyone, not like her. She was remarkable, and she made me so passionate."

Robert gently takes his hand again and rubs his thumb against the back of it. 

"I know what you're feeling right now and I agree with you, it's more than hard to overcome it, but I believe in you. Everyone believes in you. It's never healthy to only be passionate about one thing or one person because things happen every day that could change your life. But you're strong. Stronger than quite literally everyone else."

Robert smiles at Phenomaman, looking him in the eyes.

"You're beautiful, strong, everyone looks up to you, really you could do anything from here to beyond the horizon."

Phenomaman nearly flinches at Robert calling him beautiful but Robert gently squeezes his hand and Phenomaman doesn't look away from him.

"You can find something to be passionate about again, many things to be passionate about again. And things that will make you more passionate than she ever would."

Robert clears his throat before continuing but as he opens his mouth Phenomaman pulls him into a bear hug forcing the breath from his chest. 

"Thank you, Robert Robertson. For your words and for showing up on this meeting of ours. You have said something to me along the lines of that before but…" Phenomaman trails off, seeming a bit shy and still having that depressed look on his face. Phenomaman lets Robert go.

"Anything you say will be fine with me."

"I would like to be that passionate about you."

Phenomaman looks to the side, his eyes glazing over the bar and to his drink.

"I… don't mind what I said. I overstepped that is my fault."

"No! I… Phenomaman, look at me."

Phenomaman looks over and Robert pulls him into a kiss, his tongue then slips into his mouth. Phenomaman lets out a small whimper, never having felt this before.

Phenomaman slightly leans back but Robert just leans in more, putting his hands on Phenomaman's waist until he runs out of breath kissing him.

Panting, Robert speaks, "Let's go to the bathroom, I don't want someone to recognize you while we are making out."

"Robert Robertson, what is this act of making out?"

"You'll see."

Robert takes a $50 bill from his pocket and put it next to their empty glasses before walking to the bathroom with Phenomaman. 

The drinks slowly set into Robert, him almost falling multiple times while walking. Phenomaman floats solemnly behind him. 

As they reach the bathroom Robert locks the door behind them and pushes Phenomaman against the wall into a kiss. 

Robert's neck is craned up to reach his mouth but it's more than worth it.

Phenomaman's beard tickles Robert's cheek and Robert only kisses harder. 

Kiss after kiss Robert's skin gets hotter and he runs out of breath quicker, only taking a gasp of air before fervently kissing harder. 

Phenomaman puts his hand on the back of your head and finally leans in. He doesn't need to breathe so he smothers Robert with kisses. 

Robert moves his kisses down to Phenomaman's neck, kissing and biting endlessly. 

Minuscule bruises form on Phenomaman's neck and Phenomaman stops floating, putting most of his weight on Robert. He moans into Robert's ear, putting his hands on Robert's back to steady himself.

Robert pulls back from the kisses for just a second. "You're so goddamn beautiful."

"Stop this bullying Robert Roberts-… Robert… please?"

"I'll fuck you until you forget your home world. You may not be beautiful there but you're more than astonishing here." Robert remarks before biting Phenomaman more harshly.

Robert gently grabs at the bottom of Phenomaman's shirt, lifting it up slightly but still waiting for Phenomaman to say yes.

Robert pulls back from the kisses which have now become mostly just bites and lifts up Phenomaman's shirt over his head before throwing it down to the floor. 

Robert sneaks in a kiss again before taking off his own shirt and finally shoving his body flush against Phenomaman. Phenomaman's arms wrap around Robert in a hug.

"May I?" Robert pries a thumb under Phenomaman's waistband and he immediately nods. 

As Robert undresses Phenomaman he sees Phenomaman's… genitalia.

"I am… sorry if we are not compatible." Phenomaman's eyes dart to the side, his expression sadder. But Robert won't let him stay sad for long.

Robert puts his hand closer to Phenomaman's pelvis, his fingers touching him. Tentacles slither out and wrap around Robert's wrist and he thinks to himself "this is what she passed up on?" 

Phenomaman now only has his gloves on and Robert pushes his hand closer, two of his fingers pushing inside past his tentacles.

Phenomaman moans out Robert's name and his tentacles reach up Robert's arm almost trying to pull him deeper.

Robert stands, keeping his two fingers in Phenomaman as he kisses him on the lips. 

"Uh… I don't think I have had anyone make me feel like this… Robert."

"Just wait big guy." Robert uses his empty hand to lower his pants and Phenomaman helps with the other side.

Robert's hardening cock twitches against Phenomaman's leg. 

"Wow Robert you are… very large. I did not know humans could get that big." His voice is shaky as Robert continues to finger him.

"Thanks big guy." Robert takes his occupied hand from inside Phenomaman. He puts his head on Phenomaman's shoulder and slowly lines up his cock into Phenomaman's… swarm of tentacles. They were purple and seemingly wet while also extremely warm and soft?

He slowly pushes in deeper. Phenomaman's tentacles wrap around the remaining length of Robert and some wrapping around Robert's waist as well only pulling him closer. 

Phenomaman moans louder and Robert thrusts deeper. Now with his cock halfway into Phenomaman, tears fall down Phenomaman's eyes.

"Hey big guy, are you okay?"

"Yes… ahem yes. It's just a very new feeling. That's very nice. Keep going… please."

Robert smiles and continues, trying to force his cock as deep as possible into Phenomaman. 

"Fuck I'm close."

"What do y-… you mean Robert?"

"Well on Earth we usually warn someone when we are… about to orgasm. Do you know what those are?"

"I'm not exactly fam…" Phenomaman's voice trails off again as your cock strike particularly deep inside him. He clenches around you so much you can barely move. "…familiar with that term. But you can teach me." Phenomaman's voice is extremely shaky, but he tries to keep his composure.

Robert stops his thrust and buries his cock as deep in Phenomaman as he can, the hairy base of his cock meeting Phenomaman's opening and the hair at the base of his cock blending with Phenomaman's own hair and his tentacles.

Phenomaman clenches his legs and as he does he feels Robert's cock throb inside him before he is filled with Robert's cum. Robert wraps his arms around Phenomaman as he fills him until he's overflowing. 

A few drops of Robert's seed fall, some merging with their hair and others splattering on the tile below. 

Either way, they both were more than happy.

"Was that an orgasm Robert?"

"Yeah, but everyone's is different."

"That's fine, I only want yours."

Phenomaman kisses Robert on the lips this time. 

"You're much better than when I kissed you in the parking lot!"

"I was just… caught off guard that time."