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 SALLY™ // 26 // was a tumblr drag race winner before you came back from el*ns twitter x 

[peanut-shittle]

pissing myself ive came back on my old tumblr to see catrin and viola fanfiction FIERCE DRAG

[peanut-shittle]

follow me on instagram it’s been a while @sally.trademark 

[997]

wow

[brainstatic]

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

[thebootydiaries]

[frikiskrew]

[elreyputo]

Bridge to terabithia (2007)

[rpdrmemes]

Jesus coming out from the tomb

[angelicguy]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[shreddedgifs]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[dirtydisneyconfessions]

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

[inzergue]

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

[theunmarkedjournal]

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

[theunmarkedjournal]

YALL!! THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE!! (I don’t know how your bank account is set up, but $55 dollars in tips counts as a blessing over here!)

*sending out money blessing vibes to y’all*

[theunmarkedjournal]

Counting my blessing and they total up to $60 today. (Got another $5 tip not too long ago)

Today was good. Im trying to maintain this same energy all this week to see what will come of it

[mantoniospam]

Capitalism.webm

[bumpercarsyo]

I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.