Rock Beats Scissors, Peanuts Beat Time

When his plan to go back in time and stop George Washington Carver's peanut research fails, Richmond Scannado panics and jumps throughout history, grabbing three random people and dropping them in front of his grandniece, Victoria Scannado, in the present day. Nobody appreciates that much, and they wind up on a road trip (accompanied by Victoria’s dad, Edward, her best friend, Elliot, and a kid from her history class who bears a weird resemblance to her great uncle who disappeared in the 50s) to see if her grandmother knows anything about what’s going on. Elliot brings along the WWI diary of one of his ancestors to read out to pass time, and it’s soon realized that the ancestor is a lot more familiar than anyone bargained for.

[toastbutteregg]

[darlingdaisy-blog1]

[craicchapel]

me every day on this website

[seraappreciationday-deactivated]

there’s so much of the “grizzled old man + young lively daughter” trope (last of us, horizon zero dawn, logan) and i think we as a society should move on. instead, i propose a new dynamic: extremely corny and optimistic father figure and his edgy rebellious teen daughter

[cryptiidcas]

[midnineties]

80’s windbreakers moodboard

[purrincess-anxiety]

Vintage windbreakers

[peanuts-stop-time]

Henry standing outside Jack’s window with a “PROM?” sign:

Betsey, leaning out the window: Oh my god yes!!

Henry: NO! TELL JACK!!

Betsey: Jack! Im going to prom with your boyfriend!

Jack: Cool-

[twinkocs]

important question: if all of my OCs were in a dating sim who’s route would u pick

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Peab Gang As Who’s Line Is It Anyway Party Quirks

Victoria:

Richmond:

Elliot:

Jack:

Chaffinch:

Celia:

Felicity:

Johnny:

Peter:

Henry:

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Me, the writer:

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Peab Gang As Who’s Line Is It Anyway Party Quirks

Victoria:

Richmond:

Elliot:

Jack:

Chaffinch:

Celia:

Felicity:

Johnny:

Peter:

Henry:

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Richmond: Attempt a murder. You’ll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.

Celia: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before this one.

[peanuts-stop-time]

Jack: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.

Victoria: Did he clear you or not?

Jack: He did not. Alright, let’s get to work.

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Victoria: Jack, what do you think?

Jack: I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with Richmond

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Jack, crying: Edward!!! Richmond called me the b word!!!

Edward: Richmond, did you call Jack the b word?

Richmond: Motherfucker doesn’t start with a b!

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Elliot: What are the hardest things to say?

Celia: I was wrong.

Jack: I need help.

Chaffinch: Worcestershire sauce.

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Jack to Richmond: I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably feel right at home.

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Richmond: I have invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game-

Elliot: Knife monopoly.

Richmond: ….Actually I was going to hunt you for sport but now I’m intrigued.