[plangentia]

getting back into storygraph 👀

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 11 hours 42 minutes

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[doloneia]

late bronze age dashboard simulator

🔁 lukka-this-boat

🚣 lukka-this-boat

running low on bronze, which city should i sack 🤔?

ugarit

ugarit

ugarit

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

👤 ugarits-finest-merchant-deactivated11770102

man, fuck you guys

#y'all hear anything? #...must've been the wind

🔁 wenamun-of-waset

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

cities these days just don’t respect the will of Amun like they used to… back in the days of Pharaoh people used to ACTUALLY pay the gods some respect!!

🌲 byblosiophile

for the last time, we are not giving you free lumber

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

but i hauveb no money 🥺

#i only wish to carry out the will of amun :( #its not my fault i was robbed in a tjeker town :(

🔁 uhhaziti-up-top

👩 ankhesenamun1348 Follow

I am a widowed and marriageable Queen 👸!! I am looking for a prince 👑 that’s ready to be tamed like a wild beast 🐺 tamed to be a pet 🐶 and never look back on the past life…

👤 4thbestprinceofhatti-deactivated1324051

o shit fr?

🛡️ uhhaziti-up-top

they fuckin got his ass LMAO

#yet another L from the land of hatti #bet egypt gave him plague too

🔁 kaškan-nicely-here

🐎 kaškan-nicely-here Follow

at the store 🤪 anyone want anything?

⚔️ you-wanna-piyame

mmm get me some of that sweet sweet iron 🤤

🌞 the-great-king-of-hatti

whgat the fuck. is that my house???

🐎 kaškan-nicely-here

move your feet, lose your seat 😌❤️

#not our fault you went to invade syria again lol #no takebacksies

🔁 littletirynthianpig

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

boat :)

#alashiya please lock in... my city is running out of bronze :(

🔁 eteocretan-eccentric

👤 cretan-cowboy-deactivated1450082

who up leapin they bulls

⛰️eteocretan-eccentric

never forget what the ahhiyawa took from us 😖

#they even stole our perfectly good syllabary

🔁 littletirynthianpig

🐷 littletirynthianpig

was anyone going to tell me there was more land to the west or was i supposed to just sail out there myself

🐷 littletirynthianpig

anyways look at my little hesperian piggy!!! #mylittlepiggy

#kind of a hassle to get him here but oh well #all in the name of major street cred

🔁 alashiyanbronzeboiler

🚣 ahhiyawan-adventurer Follow

starting to think this whole syllabary thing is a scam, we should ◊◊◠◡◉◡◠◊◊

🚣 lukka-this-boat

so true! i think △▼△▼◎▼△▼△

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

#mom come pick me up the aegean is actin weird again

🔁 wenamun-of-waset

🌊 tjekerbythehand Follow

can everyone quit harassing tjeker posters on here over that egyptian guy whining about the “will of amun”… OP literally stole 30 deben from us last week 🙄

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

no + its all in your head + all further communications must go thru my lawyer (the beautiful cypriot hostess who has granted me safe harbor)

#gods forbid a man carry out the will of amun-re #smh

🔁 sherden-my-herden

🌊 tjekerbythehand Follow

“oh no, the sea peoples are taking all our stuff!!” weak shit. the solution is simple: if you can’t beat em, join em. take to the sea ❤️

🌲 byblosiophile

instructions unclear, i am now in carthage

⛵️sherden-my-herden

what the fuck is a carthage

#is that some sort of new plague? do you have a salt deficiency

⚒️ alashiyanbronzeboiler

hey everyone, i’m here to announce that bronze ingot commissions are now CLOSED. i was dicking around in my forge the other day and found something way cooler & cheaper. more to come soon!!!

#end of an era haha #you guys are gonna LOVE this

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[necropolis144]

Figured this one would be a hit with the aros.

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[kosmogrl]

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[roseblooms]

manifesting a wild june. paper collage, 2026

[dughole]

sobs forever

[plangentia]

why is every man on this train wearing the world's strongest cologne

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[blondebrainpowered]

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England