[noxaeternaetc]

Raymond Pettibon (1957- ) Crystal blue cathedral, 1994. Translucent and opaque watercolor, with pen and inks and black acrylic paint, on ivory wove paper, 34.5 × 25.8 cm.

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[thememedaddy]

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[princessnijireiki]

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[polkadotmotmot]

Bruce Ackerson - Spaghetti Night, 2020

[qsfocus]

[bish0ps]

what choice do i have but to party all night long

[jetix]

Wood carved bear bookends, 2025

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"ALL OUR FIESTAWARE PLACE SETTINGS" (2008), LAURENFDOT

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[kurutakenoko]

[pupsicksilly]

i made more pooltoy goobers

[oldshowbiz]

Dick Van Dyke