lol

[kibumkim]

Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic

[kibumkim]

Like yall ever think a straight person interacted with u and went

Like as soon as u left

[pietriarchy]

[night-dawn-day]

“This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.”

[ankle-beez]

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"

[ankle-beez]

China: we love kung fu and we love pandas

America: *makes a film about a panda who learns kung fu*

China: WHAT THE FUCK

[dailyaliens]

Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

[mailboxer-deactivated20200416]

[rebeliz777-deactivated20221001]

Wine, friend, sex

That was way too specific 😂

[selfgay]

[theweirdwideweb]

Uptown Theater in Minneapolis

[hamster-run-faster]

In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10

[naomster]

yeah, but it’ll be printed out in black and white and deep fried to the point where you cannot make out those words

[ofstarsandvibranium]

Reblog this and put in the tags "I am" and put the first tag that pops up for it.

[praguegirl]

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[joshpeck]

every straight british woman is just looking for Mr. Right What's All This Then

[chery]

being quarantined with your family is just like *hereditary dinner scene* 

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[darkastic]

I’m always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. I still have things to learn.

Gunter Grass

[fotobilog]

[peapeasoup]

anyone else crying listening to cavetown rn or is it just me??